Handgun VS. Woman

[megavolt121]

I haven't felt one of those since my wife had our first son.

Weren't you supposed to experiencing those after you say "I do"?

[Biff...]

Doh!!! just saw that.

[PistolPete75]

Yeah, yeah. . . but a handgun doesn't give BJs. Or bring you a nice cold beer from the fridge.

how about a bj while your drinking a beer? even better.

[Kestryll]

The Admin side of me feels I should do something about this thread but the sadistic bastage side of me wants to see who's gonna dig their own grave next!


Umm.... Sorry boys, sadistic bastage side won, you're on your own!


Go easy on them kelh, they's the sensitive kind...

[Biff...]

how about a bj while your drinking a beer? even better.

How about, a bj while drinking a beer, watching sports center, and assembling a lower(not technically a firearm yet so I can handle it and drink)

[PistolPete75]

How about, a bj while drinking a beer, watching sports center, and assembling a lower(not technically a firearm yet so I can handle it and drink)

sounds like heaven to me

[slick_711]

I got caught not paying attention, and I hope you all got a laugh out of it, I know I did.

[paradox]

I got caught not paying attention....

Not a smart thing to do with either a handgun or a women: you're bound to get wounded either way.

[AJAX22]

Not a smart thing to do with either a handgun or a women: you're bound to get wounded either way.

Either way play nice, they both can bite.

[slick_711]

Not a smart thing to do with either a handgun or a women: you're bound to get wounded either way.

I don't have a handgun in my hands at the moment, and I haven't enjoyed the pleasant company of a woman in 8 months. Otherwise, I agree wholeheartedly. lol

[ns3v3n]

How about, a bj while drinking a beer, watching sports center, and assembling a lower(not technically a firearm yet so I can handle it and drink)

try a bj while smoking hookah. lol the best.

[Biff...]

try a bj while smoking hookah. lol the best.

Well I've never smoked hookah, but sounds like a good thing.

[ibbryn]

How about, a bj while drinking a beer, watching sports center, and assembling a lower(not technically a firearm yet so I can handle it and drink)

Any idiot who's assembling a lower while getting a bj and drinking a beer does not deserve the bj.