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  • xxG3xx
    Senior Member
    • Feb 2007
    • 1352

    Handgun VS. Woman

    #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    # 9 You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
    # 8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
    # 7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
    # 6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
    # 5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
    # 4 Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    # 3 A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
    # 2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman!
    # 1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun




    very true
  • #2
    kelh
    Junior Member
    • May 2007
    • 19

    Yeah, yeah. . . but a handgun doesn't give BJs. Or bring you a nice cold beer from the fridge.
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    • #3
      AJAX22
      I need a LIFE!!
      • May 2006
      • 14980

      Originally posted by kelh
      Yeah, yeah. . . but a handgun doesn't give BJs. Or bring you a nice cold beer from the fridge.
      Maby YOUR handguns dont.......
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      • #4
        slick_711
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2006
        • 4400

        Originally posted by kelh
        Yeah, yeah. . . but a handgun doesn't give BJs. Or bring you a nice cold beer from the fridge.
        And your wife does? Liar.

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        • #5
          Fjold
          I need a LIFE!!
          • Oct 2005
          • 23011

          With handguns a pair of 38's is small, a pair of 40's is the minimum.
          Frank

          One rifle, one planet, Holland's 375




          Life Member NRA, CRPA and SAF

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          • #6
            kelh
            Junior Member
            • May 2007
            • 19

            Originally posted by slick_711
            And your wife does? Liar.

            Dude. I AM the wife.
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            • #7
              SemiAutoSam
              Banned
              • Apr 2006
              • 9130

              LOL you stepped on you ____ that time.

              Well your just living up to your name. slick_711 was it.

              Kelh Maybe you could have a talk with my wife. LOL

              Originally posted by kelh
              Dude. I AM the wife.

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              • #8
                Fjold
                I need a LIFE!!
                • Oct 2005
                • 23011

                Originally posted by kelh
                Dude. I AM the wife.
                LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

                Touche!

                I love having women around here!
                Frank

                One rifle, one planet, Holland's 375




                Life Member NRA, CRPA and SAF

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                • #9
                  slick_711
                  Veteran Member
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 4400

                  Ahh man, I didn't look at the name before I spit that one out. My apologies.


                  See what happens when you try to be funny? I'm going to go sit in the corner and be ashamed now.

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                  • #10
                    kelh
                    Junior Member
                    • May 2007
                    • 19

                    Awwww, slick_711, don't go to the corner. I just wanna keep you manly men on your toes.

                    Don't apologize. I was just wondering if anyone would remember that I'm female. I'm pretty freaking hard to offend, so please don't censor anything!
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                    • #11
                      Biff...
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2070

                      Originally posted by kelh
                      Yeah, yeah. . . but a handgun doesn't give BJs. Or bring you a nice cold beer from the fridge.
                      I haven't felt one of those since my wife had our first son.
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                      • #12
                        SemiAutoSam
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 9130

                        YOU DORK SHE IS A FEMALE.



                        Originally posted by Biff...
                        Man, you get BJ's, haven't felt one of those since my wife had our first son.

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                        • #13
                          shinigami
                          Senior Member
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 765

                          Originally posted by kelh
                          Dude. I AM the wife.


                          LOLOL!!!

                          Made my day....now back to cleaning my mauser...
                          Last edited by shinigami; 05-15-2007, 1:44 PM.
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                          • #14
                            xxG3xx
                            Senior Member
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 1352

                            what have i started!?!?!?!

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                            • #15
                              Spaceghost
                              Calguns Addict
                              • May 2006
                              • 5772

                              Oh man, this thread is a train wreck. Please keep this up guys, I need more humor in my life.

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