You Might Be a California Gun Nut If...

[shlonak]

I'll start:

...you have enough cable locks to be a wholesaler for them.

[CalNRA]

if you know how to roll a finger print like a career jail house visitor.

[Tweak338]

everytime you go to your storage unit you bring home another box of magazines.

[Damien45]

...if you have the handgun registration number on speed dial.

[radioactivelego]

A 4473 and safe affadavit aren't even text to you. It's just boxes where you put in memorized information (Yes, no, no, no, no.... N/A)

[CWM4A1]

... you look at a cool handgun in a magazine and immediately tell yourself to check DOJ website, to see if it's on the approve to sale list.

[VeryCoolCat]

... browsing gun broker makes you sad because the good stuff stuff you cant ever buy even if you had the money.

[Damien45]

...the DOJ website is your homepage.

[AJAX22]

you have the relevent sections of the penal code memorized.

[jdberger]

You giggle everytime someone mentions "two weeks".

[Biff...]

When your wife ask, why you keep talking in your sleep and saying

"10 Days"

[stevie]

When your wife says "we're late" and your wondering what you forgot to pick up at the gun store. And thats not what she meant

The UPS driver is on a first name basis and always asks what caliber was on sale last week.

You have the UPS driver route memorized for when you miss delivery.

The mail person asks if you are a cop cause of all the junk mail with guns and badges and gear. Oh My.....

[kurac]

You always have to ask the clerk what to put in box number 12 this week. (did they finally settle that?)

[MrTuffPaws]

...You know the gun laws like the back of your hand.

[fastsvt1998]

....You ride around on a scooter with an AR-15 over your shoulder. ; )