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  • shlonak
    Junior Member
    • Apr 2007
    • 44

    You Might Be a California Gun Nut If...

    I'll start:

    ...you have enough cable locks to be a wholesaler for them.
  • #2
    CalNRA
    Calguns Addict
    • Apr 2006
    • 8686

    if you know how to roll a finger print like a career jail house visitor.
    Originally posted by cvigue
    This is not rocket surgery.

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    • #3
      Tweak338
      Veteran Member
      • Aug 2006
      • 4076

      everytime you go to your storage unit you bring home another box of magazines.

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      • #4
        Damien45
        Junior Member
        • Apr 2007
        • 55

        ...if you have the handgun registration number on speed dial.

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        • #5
          radioactivelego
          Senior Member
          • Jul 2005
          • 659

          A 4473 and safe affadavit aren't even text to you. It's just boxes where you put in memorized information (Yes, no, no, no, no.... N/A)

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          • #6
            CWM4A1
            Senior Member
            • Feb 2006
            • 1135

            ... you look at a cool handgun in a magazine and immediately tell yourself to check DOJ website, to see if it's on the approve to sale list.
            NRA certified RSO, Pistol/Rifle/Personal Protection Inside The Home instructor, Certified SIG/Glock pistol armorer.

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            • #7
              VeryCoolCat
              I need a LIFE!!
              • Feb 2006
              • 11275

              ... browsing gun broker makes you sad because the good stuff stuff you cant ever buy even if you had the money.
              Originally posted by Kestryll
              The volume of blood necessary to achieve erection would cause you to either pass out or if you didn't and managed to maintain an erection you would likely die from lack of oxygen to the heart and brain.
              Originally posted by ivanimal
              Just be glad you are not his next door neighbor. I am sure there are "good tunes" flowing out the window. I am imagining a cop car pulling up at 1:30 AM asking "Are you having a party?" and Bundo sayin "Nope just me and the BG's"

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              • #8
                Damien45
                Junior Member
                • Apr 2007
                • 55

                ...the DOJ website is your homepage.

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                • #9
                  AJAX22
                  I need a LIFE!!
                  • May 2006
                  • 14980

                  you have the relevent sections of the penal code memorized.
                  Youtube Channel Proto-Ordnance

                  Subscribe to Proto Ordnance

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                  • #10
                    jdberger
                    CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                    CGN Contributor
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 8944

                    You giggle everytime someone mentions "two weeks".
                    Rest in Peace - Andrew Breitbart. A true student of Alinsky.

                    90% of winning is simply showing up.

                    "Let's not lose sight of how much we reduced our carbon footprint by telecommuting this protest." 383green

                    sigpic
                    NRA Benefactor Member

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                    • #11
                      Biff...
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2070

                      When your wife ask, why you keep talking in your sleep and saying

                      "10 Days"
                      Last edited by Biff...; 05-03-2007, 8:43 AM.
                      sigpic NRA LIFE MEMBER


                      45ACP putting human garbage to rest since 1911

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                      • #12
                        stevie
                        Veteran Member
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 3856

                        When your wife says "we're late" and your wondering what you forgot to pick up at the gun store. And thats not what she meant

                        The UPS driver is on a first name basis and always asks what caliber was on sale last week.

                        You have the UPS driver route memorized for when you miss delivery.

                        The mail person asks if you are a cop cause of all the junk mail with guns and badges and gear. Oh My.....

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                        • #13
                          kurac
                          Veteran Member
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 2917

                          You always have to ask the clerk what to put in box number 12 this week. (did they finally settle that?)
                          www.culinagrips.com
                          "custom grips for shooters by shooters"

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                          • #14
                            MrTuffPaws
                            Senior Member
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2156

                            ...You know the gun laws like the back of your hand.

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                            • #15
                              fastsvt1998
                              Member
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 125

                              ....You ride around on a scooter with an AR-15 over your shoulder. ; )

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