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lol. I was thinking the exact same thing. I am still waiting for the "so there was a knock on my door ten minutes ago. I peeked outside and didnt see a familiar face so I donned on my body armor and loaded up my EBR. To be safe I strapped my drop leg on in multi cam and put my glock in there with no name flashlight company attached (I find if I buy cheaper lights then I can spend more money on ammo and magpul stuff) After the second knock I feel like I have to react quickly like a cat, innocent peoples lives may be at stake so in a hurry I donned my Kevlar helmet with rhino mounted NVGs. I kicked open the front door and saw the reaction on the perps face. The perp had to **** themselves. I proceeded to yell, "what do you want from me!? who are you!? you have no business here! I dont know you." The perp was shaking so much that she drop items as she ran off. Stolen contraband from other houses she home invasioned I bet. She wont be coming round here again with her gang uniform of a green baret and sash. What kind of sick minded person steals cookies anyways? Anyways, her gang will more likely know I have firearms so I am filling up sandbags and piling them up around the windows, I will have to extra vigilent tonight....So I ask you internet. What would you have done different? Did I do right? Can I get a pat on my back? I hear sirens so no doubt the perp is about to get caught! BWAHAHAHA"
Yeah I'm still waiting for that post
That was entertaining, I could almost visualize it!
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