Nearest weapon to defend yourself

[Woodymyster]

Yugo RPK within arms length next to a swedish mauser leaning against the desk.

[Lone_Gunman]

I have my folding knife clipped in a pocket and am about 10 steps from my AR... I just wish it had a shoulder thingie that went up.

[Sheepdog1968]

Work has a no weapons policy. I keep a full sized umbrella at my desk. You never know when it might rain.

[gadjeep]

Kershaw Leek at hand, empty Pacifico bottle 2' away.

[ILVSMOG]

My laptop would dent somebody's lid pretty good. Long enought for me to hit them with this beer bottle, anyhow. Then while they're trying to figure out how they got their *** kicked with a laptop and a beer bottle, I'll be in the other room dragging my FN TPS out from under the bed.

Edit: gadjeep beat me to the beer-bottle weapon take. We need an offshoot thread titled: "who's drinking Pacifico right now"!

[Vinz]

its a tea cup



vinz

[MrPlutonium]

Reading this in the bathroom on my phone. So...a roll of toilet paper. Maybe two.

[Eroland7]

The Kimber 1911 on my nightstand.

[DSeifert]

I have a tennis ball within arm's reach. About a foot away is a fully loaded Swingline stapler.

-- Michael

Is that one of those highly sought after swinglines with a pre-ban hi-cap staple magazine? Wish I had me one of those.

[joepamjohn]

I prefer the "FULL" Pacifico or Corona bottle as my primary choice. For a concealed option, I go with the Coronita. It's smaller, but packs the same punch as it's bigger brother if you can reload them fast enough.

After all, if the beer is all gone leaving you just empties what is there to live for anyway?

[andrewj]

Fists... and maybe the pen in my pocket

[EBR Works]

Model 19 S&W .357 Magnum in a GunVault about 5 feet away. My dog is closer but her SBDs aren't as dangerous....

[gn3hz3ku1*]

my two fists!

[freakshow10mm]

Machine gun 3 feet away.

[DB2]

My left shoe.