Friend: Buy any guns lately?
Myself: No, been saving my money. Haven't bought anything in a year.
Friend: So how many do you own now?
Myself: I'm up to 6 now! (lists the guns I own)
Friend: Wait, don't you own a shotgun?
Myself: Oh yeah, that's 7.
Friend: Did you count your snub nose?
Myself: Oh, I forgot, I just bought that last September. Wait, did I count both ARs?...
Maybe I just have a bad memory.
Myself: No, been saving my money. Haven't bought anything in a year.
Friend: So how many do you own now?
Myself: I'm up to 6 now! (lists the guns I own)
Friend: Wait, don't you own a shotgun?
Myself: Oh yeah, that's 7.
Friend: Did you count your snub nose?
Myself: Oh, I forgot, I just bought that last September. Wait, did I count both ARs?...
Maybe I just have a bad memory.

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