My mom needs help loading her mags...

[Widdle]

Leatherneck, this is my guard cat, Black Jack. He has more rodent kills than me this year!

Why do I get the idea that Widdle and 17 + 1 are tag team pranking us?

We got the Mom with big boobs who turns out to be white trash and is named Sandy-Lynn who's daughter is trying to hook her up.

Man I feel like I am at the trailer park right now admiring the derelict Camaro in front of the double wide.

This thread brings it.

I’m sorry, we were having a bit of drunken-posting fun with you guys, but this is not a prank. When we pick up her gun this week I will have to post a pic (finger off trigger pic).

I seriously doubt mom or daughter are democrats or 3rd party screwballs, which gets any woman a rejection!
FWIW I personally know of millionaires who once lived in mobil homes ! It's really the mark of democrat who judges people on how affluent they have chosen to become!

Thank you, I can’t speak to my mom’s past voting habits, but I have never voted for a Democrat. If it’s D vs. D, I leave it blank. And, as 17+1 said, she is getting better. She’s the only one I trust to babysit my kids.

[BigPimping]

I'm getting tired of waiting for the mom digits.

[LBDamned]

Wait - you don't trust FP as a baby sitter?

[alpha_romeo_XV]

If I didn't live so far away I'd take one for the CG team and find out how tight her magazine really is or not.

[BigPimping]

^^^^^^^

I'm first😀

[Widdle]

Wait - you don't trust FP as a baby sitter?

[Humboldt Leatherneck]

Widdle - maybe you should make this Halloween Costume for one of your youngsters?



In my travels down in town today, seeing all of the gals with signs wanting to be "Pot Trimmers", maybe I should try out being one of those grower guys, so I can find a Grow Ho?

[Widdle]

Widdle - maybe you should make this Halloween Costume for one of your youngsters?



In my travels down in town today, seeing all of the gals with signs wanting to be "Pot Trimmers", maybe I should try out being one of those grower guys, so I can find a Grow Ho?

[I Swan]

The guy who wants to lick Kestryl’s doughnut? Whatever the heck that means. Yeah....I’m gonna have to pass.



BP, how many times I do I have to tell you? You’re ineligible.

The lick your doughnut thing probably is in relation to an incident about 2-3 years ago where Ariana Grande licked a doughnut on a tray cooling off at a doughnut shop in Lake Elsinore.

I've actually been to that place it's called like Wolfee Donuts. Yeah it's too bad I'm not in NorCal to take Widdle's mama shooting I am curious about older women. Usually I date women that I'm technically old enough to be their daddy.

[LBDamned]

Wait - you don't trust FP as a baby sitter?

The lick your doughnut thing probably is in relation to an incident about 2-3 years ago where Ariana Grande licked a doughnut on a tray cooling off at a doughnut shop in Lake Elsinore.

I've actually been to that place it's called like Wolfee Donuts.

If that's the case, then nix the FP for babysitter idea... We definitely don't need more Ariana Grande American hating donut lickers running around.

[LBDamned]

Widdle - maybe you should make this Halloween Costume for one of your youngsters?



In my travels down in town today, seeing all of the gals with signs wanting to be "Pot Trimmers", maybe I should try out being one of those grower guys, so I can find a Grow Ho?

Cute kid... But wtf is that vid? Seems like someone smoked some really stoney weed and "tried" to be creative.

[I Swan]

^^^^^^^

I'm first😀

Would you lick her doughnut? Why isn't this in OT? I suppose it is somewhat gun related though. I also have a thing for the thick blonde MILF's but you take it farther than I do.

[timbo399]

4" GP100 .357 is the first gun I ever bought. Collection has multiplied immensely since then, but gosh do I LOVE that gun. The trigger after all these years is better than any of my S&W Performance Center triggers!! Always in my range bag.

I was thinking of getting a S&W R8 last month but love my GP100 so much still I figured I'd just stick w that.

[the-right-way]

You trying to get mom help or a date?

[LBDamned]

You trying to get mom help or a date?

You obviously didn't rread tthe thread...

85% date 15% help... OP clarified and initially posted in OT... some admin didn't read thread either and moved to gen gun.