I'll Take It! Bump

[TripleThreat]

Will you sell me your grips? I can give you the ones I have in return.

[Echidin]

I can't believe this hasn't sold yet!

[CALI-gula]

Would you take installment payments?

.

[Rogerbutthead]

I would like to take the weapon for a test shoot.

I promise not to replace parts with inferior or broken items, after all I am a member of this forum.

[CandG]

Would you trade for half a pack of cigarettes and a Playstation 1 controller?

[underthesun]

Saturday bump for a great Calgunner.

[TripleThreat]

I know your ad says no trades but would you be interested in a High Point purchased at Sears in the 50s by my grandfather?j

[HKMadness]

What's really happening:

Post in thread-


Pm-
If you can drive 2 hours to MY LOCAL FFL, oh come on, you only have to drive once! I have to go twice! Waaaah Waaaah waaaaahhh!
MY RESPONSE : FIND A LOCAL SELLER, I'M ALREADY WILLING TO MAKE A 45 MINUTE DRIVE AWAY FROM HOME FOR THE DEAL, CAN'T DO ANYMORE THAN THAT.

Or

If you can drop the price that is stated as firm, even though I can't find it for any better a price. Oh and I want you to come to the FFL I work at so I can save a few more bucks.
MY RESPONSE : IF YOU CAN FIND A BETTER DEAL, I SUGGEST YOU TAKE IT.

Or

Yes I will definitely take it!!! But I can't meet for 5 days so I want you to hold it for me until then and miss out on selling to a buyer who contacts you and can meet sooner.
MY RESPONSE : STATED IN AD, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME WHEN YOU'RE READY TO MEET IF STILL AVAILABLE, BROTHER

Or

Oh, I'm so sorry. You meant 700 was the round count? My bad, I thought you meant it came with 700 rounds of ammo included. I know your ad made no mention of ammo being included, I'm just a dumbass. Again, my bad.
MY RESPONSE : DUMBASS (ok, I'll admit I didn't actually respond this one, but I was sure thinking it!!)

Or

Trade your $750 valued item for my $500 worth of crap I don't want or need anymore.
MY RESPONSE : THAT MODEL PELICAN CASE IS AVAILABLE FOR $40 NEW, NOT WORTH $200 USED.

Or

Trade you for for my hi point 9mm with only 2000 rounds and a crusty sock I found under my bed.
MY RESPONSE : YOU SICK BASTARD!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT A HI POINT INSTEAD OF A GLOCK ?

Yup, I've gotten all except the last one (so far). So if you're gonna sell a gun in the market place, I'd recommend expecting all this and setting some basic reasonable guidelines and sticking to them. Some might say you're an ******* for it, but you gotta fight fire with fire when these are the responses you get. Of course, when you get a buyer that ISN'T one of these types, then they deserve the good attitude.

[manuelcardenas77]

How many clipazines does it come with?

[Red-Osier]

Trade you for for my hi point 9mm with only 2000 rounds and a crusty sock I found under my bed.

That made me laugh man.

[Zamble]

i actually had a guy who asked to meet me closer to SOCAL, and I declined. He then drove all the way to Stockton to buy my Walther at my LGS.

[HKMadness]

Why is all the good stuff in NORCAL?

[Epaphroditus]

Post dated 3rd party check OK?

How about trade for a case of tile samples? They are really nice tiles ...

[E Michael]

Original owner?

[Zorba]

WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT A HI POINT INSTEAD OF A GLOCK ?

'Cause it looks better than a Glock.