I hate when My wife buys me tools

[SIP2000GLO]

Have your wife ship the tools to me.

Be careful what you ask for.

"she buys cute under powered zippy/trendy colored things,"

They might be the kind of tools that require batteries to operate.

[EspoMan]

I'm not a Glock famboy or even own a one, but if my girl bought me one I'd be happier than a pig in ****

[tradecraft]

I hate when your wife buys me tools too.

[faris1984]

she buys cute under powered zippy/trendy colored things, guess I should be glad she doesn't buy me guns, I'd end up with a Glock LOL.

I shoot a 1911 cause that's what god shoots, Jesus shoots a glock.

All in fun like them all as long as they are steel.

I hate Glocks too.

[EspoMan]

I hate when your wife buys me tools too.

[tradecraft]

Someone had to say it

[motoman96]

I'm not a Glock famboy or even own a one, but if my girl bought me one I'd be happier than a pig in ****

Until you shot it.

[EspoMan]

Until you shot it.

I've shot plenty of Glocks. Great guns but not my cup of tea

[Zartan]

Sounds like you have a good woman there,,,, she actually thinks about you when your apart... Lucky guy... And the cool starry bra will be here shortly,,, lol... Cheers...

I'm on it..

[boy&hisdogs]

Originally Posted by pacrat View Post
Tell her you really need a set of "Metric Screwdrivers". After she gets laughed out of half a dozen tool shops. She will catch on and never buy you another tool.

Wow that's a great idea.... The old lady will be soooo pist hahaa

No joke, JIS screwdrivers are some of the best headache-savers around when you're working on little Japanese carbs with those microscopic gold screws that are made of butter.

You know what JIS stands for? Japanese Industrial Standard. Metric screwdrivers are actually a thing (sort of). Go ahead and laugh, you are the one who is the fool!

[EspoMan]

[Agent 0range]

Thank you for posting this thread. I needed a good reason to get off CG this morning and start being productive. The past 2 minutes of reading provided exacactly that.

[Aldo The Apache]

I hate when your wife buys me tools too.

[pitbull30]

she buys cute under powered zippy/trendy colored things, guess I should be glad she doesn't buy me guns, I'd end up with a Glock LOL.

I shoot a 1911 cause that's what god shoots, Jesus shoots a glock.

All in fun like them all as long as they are steel.

This belongs in OT.

I barely caught that.

[mikenewgun87]

Wow, this thread is.....yeahhhh...

Not even 4/5!

I wish i could rate this thread...