I hate when My wife buys me tools

[bruce381]

she buys cute under powered zippy/trendy colored things, guess I should be glad she doesn't buy me guns, I'd end up with a Glock LOL.

I shoot a 1911 cause that's what god shoots, Jesus shoots a glock.

All in fun like them all as long as they are steel.

[bsg]

alright then.

[Sapperforward]

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Keep the irrelevant posts in OT please.

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[VolvoWrench]

Have your wife ship the tools to me.

[bruceflinch]

This thread was not Post-Worthy

[Sir Toast]

[stevec223]

Sounds like you have a good woman there,,,, she actually thinks about you when your apart... Lucky guy... And the cool starry bra will be here shortly,,, lol... Cheers...

[huskydog]

Sitting around having a few drinks tonight?

[skosh69]

why is this thread not closed????

[DDM4556]

Can't believe I just read this crap. I want my 5 secs of life back.

[pacrat]

Tell her you really need a set of "Metric Screwdrivers". After she gets laughed out of half a dozen tool shops. She will catch on and never buy you another tool.

[L84CABO]

Dude...you need to adjust your priorities. She doesn't get it quite right but she's thinking about you and spending her hard earned money on something to try and make you happy. She's trying. And I can assure that a woman like that is not easy to find.

Make a list for her of what you actually want. Either give it to her directly or leave it in a place where she'll stumble across it. And for god's sakes tell the girl you love her and she's awesome for thinking about you! Sheesh!

[Cody805]

Tell her you really need a set of "Metric Screwdrivers". After she gets laughed out of half a dozen tool shops. She will catch on and never buy you another tool.

Wow that's a great idea.... The old lady will be soooo pist hahaa

[SB1964]

What exactly are you complaining about?

[BigPun762]

I'd buy a 1911 if I wanted to buy an unreliable firearm.