You might be a mall ninja

[Androsynth]

...if you consider thigh holsters a form of lingerie.

[GreaterFool]

...if you consider thigh holsters a form of lingerie.

What about chest hoster?

[SILENT GUNMAN]

If you've spent more money on gear than ammo in the last year.

[sealocan]

.... all seven of your Mosin rifles have 16 inch barrels.









that of course you did yourself.

[bigdawg86]

If you buy airsoft optics and accessories to put on your AR

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[Androsynth]

If you wonder why no one else outfits their CQB rifles with fore AND aft cruciform bayonets

[trustbutverify]

you own thousands of dollars worth of tactical gear but cant climb a flight of stairs without getting winded.

[NYT]

if you dont know how to actually fully break down and clean your firearm.

[barrage]

If you refer to any of your small arms as a "weapons platform".

[Bansh88]

If you claim to have a $2,000 budget for your first AR and come here for advice.

[I Swan]

Chinese gun show AR stuff is a risk factor. Also lack of prior military service is more likely. Excessive COD playing.

[barrage]

The SCAR17 does way more damage than the M14.

[barrage]

You refer to anything you wear or put on your gun as "kit".

[trustbutverify]

you own a $2000 AR, with a $1000 eotech/magnifier setup but you only shoot from a bench rest at 25 yards

[HighWildFree]

If you find a deal that is too good to be true, but buy it anyway, then throw a hissy fit when said deal falls through.