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Marrage Proposal Idea
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The romance in that just LEAPS off the page.Here's an idea for a macho marriage proposal: Drive her up into the mountains and have her sit in a camp chair in the back of a pickup truck. Have her chug a 32-oz. mug of beer. Have a note at the bottom of the mug saying "Will you marry me?" Then hand her a gun and point to two targets, one saying "yes" and one saying "no." Have her shoot the target with her answer. If she shoots the "yes" target, go to the nearby lake or river and pull out a stringer of trout and ask her to clean them for dinner. In one of the fish, she'll find a ring wrapped in bacon that you stuffed down the fish's mouth in preparation for the occasion. Slip it on her finger, give her a kiss, and then ask her to put a celebratory log on the fire. If she still wants to marry you after all this, you'll know you have a winner, and you'll have a great story to tell all your buddies.
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Hand her a stack of targets and say go hang them.
The 2nd or 3rd target has "marry me" written on it.
You are standing behind her, when she turns around, do the deed.
Hand her a (empty) pistol case, tell her to open it, and have the ring sitting inside.
Be sure to film it -- lol"I saved your life, AND brought you pizza" -- MeComment
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