Caught by the wife!!

[Elwood_Blues]

Most of the responses here are pretty depressing.

[JoeNoBody]

When we were first married my wife could not relate to my guns. About three years into the marriage, a bad guy was being chased by another bad guy and he tried to hurdle my 6 foot tall side fence that happened to be next to the bedroom window. CRASH!!! as the wood picket broke against his foot that failed to clear the picket and scared us wide awake at 2AM. Her first words were not "call 911", but "GET THE GUN"!!! She really began to relate after that night...

[Fishslayer]

Mostly on topic, does anyone here know the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend, and a wife??

"It's over."
"It's over?"
"I think I want you to paint this ceiling yellow this weekend."

OP, what ya need to do is stash some cash.

[kendog4570]

[QUOTE=Fishslayer;13235129]"It's over."
"It's over?"
"I think I want you to paint this ceiling yellow this weekend."
[QUOTE]

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!

[knucklehead0202]

Mostly on topic, does anyone here know the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend, and a wife??

one of them, you pay to stay, one you pay to leave, the other one will do one or both of those. good luck with any!

[kurac]

My wife and I still have the same credit card and bank accounts we had before we got married, only I have to pay all the bills. She has no interest in looking at any bills and I have enough guns where she couldn't tell if I got a new one so why rock the boat. As long as I don't come prancing in through the front door with a long cardboard box, she won't ask any questions and I won't have to tell any lies.

[bbgughj]

Look her in the eyes and whisper "ham samwishhhhh"

[Anthracis]

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[SVT-40]

Pretty funny.... A package arrived last week, for which Mrs. SVT-40 had to sign for.... I was out shooting machine guns ....

So she asked what was in the heavy box??.... I honestly answered a Russian AK-74 parts kit...

She asked how much? I answered honestly $500...

She asked how many parts kits do you have now? I answered honestly This makes 50 right now. But I might buy another if this one is nice...

She shrugged and walked away.....

She long ago accepted the fact that I'm a hopeless collector of gun stuff.....

Love my wife.....

[SVT-40]

Yep that's what I do, but I do have a backup plan.
I would remind her that all the bills are paid, all my girls (wife and 2 daughters) drive nice safe reliable cars and I paid for one collage degree and working on the 2nd and if I have some $ left over from all the overtime I work then I will buy what I want if it's all right with her
But to tell you the truth she's just happy the I have a hobby and do something outside of work.

Sorry to thread jack, But your Heeler look very much like my old dog Freckles....
Great dogs.....I sure miss her.

[knucklehead0202]

...oh I won't lie to you Marge, well, see you later!

[knucklehead0202]

awww, no fair, putting pictures of nice dogs that are no longer with us makes me sad. I rate dogs higher than most people, and that makes it much sadder when a good one goes....

[jeremyy]

Turn it around on her and ask her what she was doing out of the kitchen.

That's hilarious

[Enfield47]

I've been lucky so far. My wife was supportive when I went on the 2013 C&R binge and kept adding just one more. She knew about the stupid laws that were coming and said I should get what I want while I can. She only kibashed one potential purchase because it was pretty expensive.

[Grumpyoldretiredcop]

I never hid gun purchases from the SO. Now, she just shakes her head and laughs when I bring in a new one and asks, "Where are you going to put that?" since she knows the safe is full. She asked me the other day, "Why don't you buy a bigger safe?". I knew there was a reason we're still together after three decades or so.

OP, if you start now, you might have to buy a few pairs of shoes, or handbags, or whatever is special to your SO, but eventually, you won't have anything to worry about.