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  • #31
    aplinker
    I need a LIFE!!
    • Feb 2007
    • 16762

    Originally posted by anthonyca
    WTF is the fascination with the H and K 416? Wasn't there one on here for mucho G's and people fawned over it? I know it is a quality rifle but man, just get a POF, LWRC, or an ADDAX. WTF?

    tactical whisper, " the H and K 416, no other rifle can do what this amazing piece of engineering can do.......(back to regular voice) unless you pay less than 2g and don't call it a H and K".
    It's rare, real operators use them, and it's made with all kinds of super-secret sauce.

    Remember, the whole press about the 416 was how it was revolutionizing the mil rifles and turning them into perfect shooters that never jammed, even when fired underwater, filled with sand during a nuclear attack.

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    • #32
      pyro3k2
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 2649

      Originally posted by aplinker
      It's rare, real operators use them, and it's made with all kinds of super-secret sauce.

      Remember, the whole press about the 416 was how it was revolutionizing the mil rifles and turning them into perfect shooters that never jammed, even when fired underwater, filled with sand during a nuclear attack.
      but I thought unicorn poo jammed the h&k 416...or maybe I should check my sources before posting?
      But I being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softely, because you tread on my dreams.

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      • #33
        tiger222
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 2396

        Originally posted by pyro3k2
        but I thought unicorn poo jammed the h&k 416...or maybe I should check my sources before posting?
        Yes, Unicorn poo is the only substance known to man that can jamm the 416's. This is why they keep it hidden. If you are still a non-believer, look at their proof mark - the single stag horn. How many stag's are born with a single horn? It's code for "we have the unicorns".

        Of course being sole supplier of weapons to the Illuminati secret special forces, hit squads, and the time travel police, who get any HK in any configuration they want, they don't have to care about the US market and dollars, the Illuminati pay them in fresh baby unicorns (worth billions of Euros to those seeking immortality) and the HK top management get rides in captured UFO's (which is better than Viagra supposedly)

        If you don't believe me look at the weapons on Tomb Raider,Equillibrium, and the latest Terminator, all HK's (or at least the hero uses one), the truth is right in front of you at all times.....
        Seriously missing the 80's.....

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        • #34
          xfilterx
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2007
          • 1150

          Originally posted by anthonyca
          WTF is the fascination with the H and K 416? Wasn't there one on here for mucho G's and people fawned over it? I know it is a quality rifle but man, just get a POF, LWRC, or an ADDAX. WTF?
          Why would I buy a POF or LWRC for $2300 when I can buy a HK MR556 for $2450. Oh wait, I already did...can't wait for my June delivery!!!

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          • #35
            xfilterx
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 1150

            Originally posted by tiger222
            If you don't believe me look at the weapons on Tomb Raider,Equillibrium, and the latest Terminator, all HK's (or at least the hero uses one), the truth is right in front of you at all times.....
            Steve, you left out Die Hard and Under Siege. Hans Grubber's evil band of German terrorists used MP5 A3's, MP5K's, and all sorts of other nuggets of HK goodness. Steven Segal was the target of terrorists using MP5Ks. Let us not forget Heat where SR9TC's and MP5's were common....and while we're on the topic, Billy Zane used an SR9TC in the movie Sniper. Can't remember the last time I saw an Addax, LWRC, or POF used in Lethal Weapon my friend.

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            • #36
              FMJBT
              Veteran Member
              • Mar 2007
              • 4888

              Originally posted by tiger222
              Yes, Unicorn poo is the only substance known to man that can jamm the 416's.
              +1

              During testing, the HK 416's were able to digest rusty nails, cinder block, and most other firearms without stoppage. At one point the testing team fed an entire 72 El Camino piece by piece through the ejection port, again without stoppage. During the Chuck Norris phase of testing, the 416 almost short stroked once after a series of swift roundhouse kicks. The cyclic rate slowed slightly, and then Chuck Norris was also digested without stoppage.
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              • #37
                xfilterx
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 1150

                Originally posted by FMJBT
                During testing, the HK 416's were able to digest rusty nails, cinder block, and most other firearms without stoppage. At one point the testing team fed an entire 72 El Camino piece by piece through the ejection port, again without stoppage. During the Chuck Norris phase of testing, the 416 almost short stroked once after a series of swift roundhouse kicks. The cyclic rate slowed slightly, and then Chuck Norris was also digested without stoppage.


                This thread delivers.

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                • #38
                  Black Majik
                  Calguns Addict
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 9695

                  Originally posted by FMJBT
                  +1

                  During testing, the HK 416's were able to digest rusty nails, cinder block, and most other firearms without stoppage. At one point the testing team fed an entire 72 El Camino piece by piece through the ejection port, again without stoppage. During the Chuck Norris phase of testing, the 416 almost short stroked once after a series of swift roundhouse kicks. The cyclic rate slowed slightly, and then Chuck Norris was also digested without stoppage.
                  !!

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                  • #39
                    tiger222
                    Senior Member
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 2396

                    Originally posted by FMJBT
                    +1

                    During testing, the HK 416's were able to digest rusty nails, cinder block, and most other firearms without stoppage. At one point the testing team fed an entire 72 El Camino piece by piece through the ejection port, again without stoppage. During the Chuck Norris phase of testing, the 416 almost short stroked once after a series of swift roundhouse kicks. The cyclic rate slowed slightly, and then Chuck Norris was also digested without stoppage.
                    Now I know why Chuck isn't doing the Home Gym commercials anymore, or Walker Texas Ranger, the Illuminati had him taken out during the 416 testing, he must of gotten busted with unicorn poo in his luggage at the airport (that's what all the detectors are really checking for, they don't care about weapons, just the poo). Now it all makes sense!!

                    Thanks for that. You only get the truth on the internet these days.

                    The scary thing is that no one is safe anymore! I'm packing an extra lunch today.
                    Seriously missing the 80's.....

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                    • #40
                      CHS
                      Moderator Emeritus
                      CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 11338

                      OP, you can't have one because you suck. And HK hates you.

                      Please read the Calguns Wiki
                      Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.
                      --Cesare, Marquis of Beccaria, "On Crimes and Punishment"

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                      • #41
                        Bowser
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 1969

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                        • #42
                          NSR500
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 19530

                          If you really want a 6.8 HK416, you'll have to build it yourself.
                          Buy the HK416 and swap out the barrel, hoping it works.

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                          • #43
                            CHS
                            Moderator Emeritus
                            CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 11338

                            Originally posted by NSR500
                            If you really want a 6.8 HK416, you'll have to build it yourself.
                            Buy the HK416 and swap out the barrel, hoping it works.
                            You'll also have to swap out the bolt. But since they don't make a 6.8 bolt you'll have to get yours reamed out, if it's even possible.

                            A factory new replacement bolt is a BARGAIN at only $285!!

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                            Laws that forbid the carrying of arms...disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes...Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.
                            --Cesare, Marquis of Beccaria, "On Crimes and Punishment"

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                            • #44
                              NSR500
                              Banned
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 19530

                              Originally posted by bdsmchs
                              You'll also have to swap out the bolt. But since they don't make a 6.8 bolt you'll have to get yours reamed out, if it's even possible.

                              A factory new replacement bolt is a BARGAIN at only $285!!

                              http://www.hkparts.net/shop/pc/viewP...&idcategory=14
                              Yeah, I forgot about that.

                              It'd probably be best to ream a spare. The HK Bolts look a bit different and I don't know if they'll fit a standard BGC.

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                              • #45
                                pl408
                                Senior Member
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 640

                                LMFAO!

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