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  • jp.cherokee
    Member
    • Oct 2005
    • 246

    New Commifornia Warning...

    Hot off the press. This is the new Commifornia warning label to be laser etched on all new pistol firearms in 2007...


    Happy Friday...
    .22, 9, 44, 45, .50, .223, 30-06, 7.62, 7.92, 00, Slug...
    NUMBERS TO "LIVE" BY...
  • #2
    hrlrdr22
    Junior Member
    • Jan 2006
    • 93

    Good thing those will be on the guns....i sometimes forget where and which way the bullet goes.....

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    • #3
      mblat
      Veteran Member
      • Oct 2005
      • 3339

      Originally posted by jp.cherokee
      Hot off the press. This is the new Commifornia warning label to be laser etched on all new pistol firearms in 2007...


      Happy Friday...
      No ****! I was always wondering what was that round hole for.......
      sigpic
      The essence of Western civilization is the Magna Carta, not the Magna Mac. The fact that non-Westerners may bite into the later has no implications for their accepting the former.
      S.P. Huntington.



      EDIT 2020: To be fair that seems to apply to many Westerners also.

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      • #4

        Half the reason I'm on here so often is for the humor! Man I love this forum !

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        • #5
          paradox
          Veteran Member
          • Jan 2006
          • 3588

          there is precedent....

          Warning lables can be usefull:
          * Freedom is the human right to live your life however you damn well please, so long as you don't interfere with another's right to do the same.
          * "Don't believe them, don't fear them, don't ask anything of them." --Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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          • #6
            booknut
            Member
            • Oct 2005
            • 125

            So, am I not supposed to peer down through that hole anymore?

            When did all this happen?

            Why wasn't I notified by the proper authorities?

            Why do I feel so unprotected, neglectd and assaulted by my babysit...er my government here in Commiefornia?

            Just makes me wanna cry!


            Paradox,
            Yeah, I remember playing with those a little bit years ago.
            Just glad I had my public education so I placed them correctly.


            eta: Can you please show us the other side of the barrel... you know... where the warning is printed in several other languages?

            Also, where's the 'breathing hazard' warning at... the butt?

            Thanks for all your hard work on our account!

            p.s. that was the funniest thing I've seen all day... THANKS!
            Last edited by booknut; 01-27-2006, 11:09 AM.
            Booknut...I've taken all my 5+ capacity smileys and buried them in a cache out in my backy....oops...I think I said too much!

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            • #7
              jp.cherokee
              Member
              • Oct 2005
              • 246

              Hey Paradox,
              What is that thing?
              .22, 9, 44, 45, .50, .223, 30-06, 7.62, 7.92, 00, Slug...
              NUMBERS TO "LIVE" BY...

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              • #8
                losangeles
                Member
                • Dec 2005
                • 249

                Geez, I didn't know. Wow, so that's why I keep missing the target!


                Ruger Mark III Hunter (HiViz sights, Bushnell 1x30mm red dot) - Ruger Mark III Target - Ruger Super Blackhawk .44 mag 10" - 2x Ruger 10/22 - Ruger GP-100 - Ruger Single Six 9.5" - Glock 17 - AA G17 22lr conversion kit - CZ75B - S&W 637 - Taurus 85 - CZ452 - Remington 870 - Marlin 336 - Yugo SKS M59 - Swiss K31 - Russian Mosin Nagant M44 - Russian Mosin Nagant M91

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                • #9
                  phish
                  Veteran Member
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 3089

                  If I'm not mistaken,that's a Claymore mine, nasty bugger that you don't want to be on the wrong side of.

                  I suppose that barrel needs to be in Spanish, French, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Cambodian, etc...

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                  • #10
                    fal_762x51
                    Veteran Member
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2724

                    Nothing like thousands of BBs flying at you.
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                    Antelope Valley grown, now State of Jefferson transplant.

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                    • #11
                      Exiledviking
                      Senior Member
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 1460

                      If you don't look down the barrel that way, HOW do
                      tell if the gun is loaded?
                      "Most people understand that guns deter criminals. If a killer were stalking your family, would you feel safer putting a sign out front announcing, "This Home Is a Gun-Free Zone"? But that is what the Westroads Mall did" (in Omaha, Neb).
                      - John Lott -

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                      • #12
                        bu-bye
                        Veteran Member
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2835

                        Originally posted by Exiledviking
                        If you don't look down the barrel that way, HOW do
                        tell if the gun is loaded?
                        I always pull the trigger to double check
                        "Calling an illegal alien a "undocumented worker" is like calling the drug dealer hanging around outside your kid's school an "unlicensed pharmacist."

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                        • #13
                          C.G.
                          Calguns Addict
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 8245

                          Originally posted by bu-bye
                          I always pull the trigger to double check
                          He does! So far they've been empty.
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                          • #14
                            bu-bye
                            Veteran Member
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2835

                            Originally posted by C.G.
                            He does! So far they've been empty.
                            HAHAHA very true. Proof is in the post
                            "Calling an illegal alien a "undocumented worker" is like calling the drug dealer hanging around outside your kid's school an "unlicensed pharmacist."

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                            • #15
                              PanzerAce
                              Veteran Member
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 4262

                              I just follow this advice with claymores: If you dont remember, the mine is pointed toward you.
                              "There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo. Please use in that order"
                              -Ed Howdershelt


                              Originally posted by hossb7
                              HK is the best $500 gun you can get for $1,000

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