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  • #16
    ParanoidCivilian
    Senior Member
    • Jul 2011
    • 1355

    It means you must buy a Glock.
    You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.... You're gonna.............................................

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    • #17
      forerl
      Member
      • Jun 2013
      • 142

      It means to get 2 .44 mag pistols for each hand, a semi auto shotgun with extended tube strapped to your back, and 2 10mm Glock subcompacts strapped to your ankles and a knife that Crocodile Dundee would be proud of
      Last edited by forerl; 05-21-2015, 12:59 PM.

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      • #18
        ElDub1950
        Calguns Addict
        • Aug 2012
        • 5688

        Originally posted by smith and wesson
        I had a dream last night that some big muscle guy with visible abs broke into my house, I tried to shoot him with my xds but it kept jamming. Should I take this as a sign to buy another pistol?
        Change your user name to XDs and you'll be fine.

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        • #19
          SirBoomsalot
          Member
          • Sep 2011
          • 130

          Do more situps?
          Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves!

          Sgt. Ernie Savage: Good morning, Sergeant Major.
          Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?

          Sergeant Ernie Savage: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
          Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: What are you a f***ing weatherman now

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          • #20
            smith and wesson
            Senior Member
            • Jun 2013
            • 1877

            I didn't know there where so many dream interpreters on calguns.

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            • #21
              smith and wesson
              Senior Member
              • Jun 2013
              • 1877

              Originally posted by forerl
              It means to get 2 .44 mag pistols for each hand, a semi auto shotgun with extended tube strapped to your back, and 2 10mm Glock subcompacts strapped to your ankles and a knife that Crocodile Dundee would be proud of
              By the time I strap all that stuff on.. Unless I sleep like that every night. 0_o

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              • #22
                19K
                Veteran Member
                • Aug 2013
                • 3616

                Id be more worried about the dream

                Big muscular guy with abs comes at you. You can't stop him. What does he do to you?

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                • #23
                  APeter001
                  Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 305

                  I had a dream I could buy a new XDs, then I woke up and I was still in Kalifornia.

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                  • #24
                    smith and wesson
                    Senior Member
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 1877

                    Originally posted by 19K
                    Id be more worried about the dream

                    Big muscular guy with abs comes at you. You can't stop him. What does he do to you?
                    He was trying to attack me with a knife but I keep getting opportunities to shoot him, but I keep racking the slide back a bullet flies out of the ejection port and the trigger clicks.

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                    • #25
                      gogohopper
                      Veteran Member
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 4733

                      Originally posted by smith and wesson
                      He was trying to attack me with a knife but I keep getting opportunities to shoot him, but I keep racking the slide back a bullet flies out of the ejection port and the trigger clicks.
                      Maybe you were racking his slide ?
                      Originally posted by Webologist
                      I am in a sympathy-free zone as well. A leftist brown shirt reaping what he sowed after profiting from it is sweet justice indeed.

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                      • #26
                        TripleThreat
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 2621

                        Originally posted by gogohopper
                        Glad I'm not a dream analyst.
                        1911 "The MILF of handguns"

                        LINK: 9mm Shootout: BHP vs 92A1 vs SP-01 vs P-01

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                        • #27
                          gogohopper
                          Veteran Member
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 4733

                          Nope, not a grammar nazi. Made a pun with your typo.

                          You DO dream analyst. I don't want to be DONE by you.

                          So..........
                          Originally posted by Webologist
                          I am in a sympathy-free zone as well. A leftist brown shirt reaping what he sowed after profiting from it is sweet justice indeed.

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                          • #28
                            Masterdebater
                            Senior Member
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 1095

                            Originally posted by smith and wesson
                            I had a dream last night that some big muscle guy with visible abs broke into my house, I tried to shoot him with my xds but it kept jamming. Should I take this as a sign to buy another pistol?
                            Visible abs? Yeah you're gay.








                            Just kidding OP anythings a good reason to buy a new gun!

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                            • #29
                              bsg
                              I need a LIFE!!
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 25954

                              Originally posted by TripleThreat
                              I do dream analyst. It just means you are scared of a jam during a break in.

                              Triple
                              ^^^ this. "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" (attributed to Freud).

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                              • #30
                                smith and wesson
                                Senior Member
                                • Jun 2013
                                • 1877

                                Might be time to invest in a revolver. They don't jam.

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