Went into Turners this AM to place an order for a Colt. All went well but I have to rant at some of you Turners customers.
If you are an old retired guy who escaped the honey do list with a trip to Turners. Bless you and I hope you live a long and healthy life. But...
Wander the store, talk with others have a good time but stay the heck away from the counter people. Those of us in line who are still working don't have the time for you to tell the counter guy what you paid for a Colt back in 1966. Nor do we care that it pulled to the right.
There were two retired guys in Turners this AM. One who was waiting in line but letting everyone go in front of him. He was having a good time talking to folks about what kinda gun they were interested in. What they were gonna do with it. Etc. He got everyone in line talking to him. He had a great gun discussion going while we waited. He was funny in that whatever gun anyone was there for got the same response. "oh, those are nice."
The other Retiree, we'll call him the SOB. Caught one of the two counter guys and rode him like a stolen horse. SOB had to touch every gun. Tell the counter
guy. What was wrong with it and how he only paid $12.00 for the one he already has of that make and model.
Dear retirees, one day I too hope to flee the house and go putter around the gunstore. When I do I promise not to drive the counterman to thoughts of
suicide and the customers in line into a lynch mob by being like the SOB.
I'm gonna be the guy in line that let's you in front of me. Remember, I'll be on a hall pass from she who must be obeyed and I just want to talk guns. All I ask in return is that you tell me what kind of gun you are after and what you are going to do with it. That way I can remember when I could still see to shoot and still had buddies to go to the range with. "Oh, those are nice..."
If you are an old retired guy who escaped the honey do list with a trip to Turners. Bless you and I hope you live a long and healthy life. But...
Wander the store, talk with others have a good time but stay the heck away from the counter people. Those of us in line who are still working don't have the time for you to tell the counter guy what you paid for a Colt back in 1966. Nor do we care that it pulled to the right.

There were two retired guys in Turners this AM. One who was waiting in line but letting everyone go in front of him. He was having a good time talking to folks about what kinda gun they were interested in. What they were gonna do with it. Etc. He got everyone in line talking to him. He had a great gun discussion going while we waited. He was funny in that whatever gun anyone was there for got the same response. "oh, those are nice."
The other Retiree, we'll call him the SOB. Caught one of the two counter guys and rode him like a stolen horse. SOB had to touch every gun. Tell the counter
guy. What was wrong with it and how he only paid $12.00 for the one he already has of that make and model.
Dear retirees, one day I too hope to flee the house and go putter around the gunstore. When I do I promise not to drive the counterman to thoughts of
suicide and the customers in line into a lynch mob by being like the SOB.
I'm gonna be the guy in line that let's you in front of me. Remember, I'll be on a hall pass from she who must be obeyed and I just want to talk guns. All I ask in return is that you tell me what kind of gun you are after and what you are going to do with it. That way I can remember when I could still see to shoot and still had buddies to go to the range with. "Oh, those are nice..."


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