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Now I know many of you are skeptics, and some of you are absolutely certain one way or the other. One thing is for sure... THEY'RE COMING! So it's best to be ready, it's best to be prepared. Someone might stop them before they get to your door, but they might not stop at all. And when one weighs the cost of having a loved one gain membership into the ranks of the undead, one realizes that they need something that's gonna say, "I don't want to be a zombie, and I don't want you to be one either, so I got this *points to gun* because I'm a dude that takes care of business."
Introducing the Spike's Tactical zombie lower. A new offering at Riflegear on sale for the unreal undead price of $109 each. Color-filled selector markings say "LIVE" "DEAD" and "UNDEAD" just so there's no mistake. You must be at least 21 to purchase a lower receiver and draugrs are ineligible for purchase. We have it on good authority that the exploits of the zombie eradication units of the late 70's are well-known amongst the swarms. Flash them the logo on your new zombie-stick, and send them back into the realm of the dead.
Introducing the Spike's Tactical zombie lower. A new offering at Riflegear on sale for the unreal undead price of $109 each. Color-filled selector markings say "LIVE" "DEAD" and "UNDEAD" just so there's no mistake. You must be at least 21 to purchase a lower receiver and draugrs are ineligible for purchase. We have it on good authority that the exploits of the zombie eradication units of the late 70's are well-known amongst the swarms. Flash them the logo on your new zombie-stick, and send them back into the realm of the dead.
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