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  • SWalt
    Calguns Addict
    • Jan 2012
    • 8489

    If Jesus' Resurrection Were A Hoax





    ^^^The above is just an opinion.

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    "...which from their verbosity, their endless tautologies, their involutions of case within case, and parenthesis within parenthesis, and their multiplied efforts at certainty by saids and aforesaids, by ors and by ands, to make them more plain, do really render them more perplexed and incomprehensible, not only to common readers, but to lawyers themselves. " - Thomas Jefferson
  • #2
    Jeepergeo
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2012
    • 3506

    It was not a hoax.
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    • #3
      Garand Hunter
      Veteran Member
      • Feb 2016
      • 2771

      NO HOAX, For REAL, unless somebody is a non believer looking for nonsense. If the Almighty ever talks to you, you will not entertain folly.

      Psalm 1

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      • #4
        Milsurp1
        Veteran Member
        • Aug 2016
        • 3091

        It is a joke. Produced by the pro-Christian Babylon Bee. Not a serious criticism.

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        • #5
          colossians323
          Crusader for the truth!
          CGN Contributor - Lifetime
          • Oct 2005
          • 21637

          Originally posted by SWalt
          Hysterical

          Got to love the Babylon Bee, them and the onion are some of the greatest parody sites
          LIVE FREE OR DIE!

          M. Sage's I have a dream speech;

          Originally posted by M. Sage
          I dream about the day that the average would-be rapist is afraid to approach a woman who's walking alone at night. I dream of the day when two punks talk each other out of sticking up a liquor store because it's too damn risky.

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          • #6
            Barang
            CGN Contributor
            • Aug 2013
            • 12136

            excellent parody! who would want to die for an spectacular lie.

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            • #7
              Barang
              CGN Contributor
              • Aug 2013
              • 12136

              Originally posted by Jeepergeo
              It was not a hoax.
              wait! you are right. didn't the chief priests bribed the soldiers to lie about Jesus body?

              let me read the Bible and come back later.

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              • #8
                Barang
                CGN Contributor
                • Aug 2013
                • 12136

                Matthew 28:11-15 nkjv
                11 Now while they were going, behold, some of the guard came into the city and reported to the chief priests all the things that had happened.
                12 When they had assembled with the elders and consulted together, they gave a large sum of money to the soldiers, 13 saying, “Tell them, ‘His disciples came at night and stole Him away while we slept.’
                14 And if this comes to the governor’s ears, we will appease him and make you secure.”
                15 So they took the money and did as they were instructed; and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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                • #9
                  Garand Hunter
                  Veteran Member
                  • Feb 2016
                  • 2771

                  Regardless of what the high priests did, the soldiers who saw the light and the angels roll away the stone told the high priests the truth.

                  Psalm 1

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                  • #10
                    sacrvrrat
                    Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 425

                    I will be mightily disappointed if God is a straight laced as many of his followers.


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                    • #11
                      Barang
                      CGN Contributor
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 12136

                      pastor jeremiah (turning point) made a good point regarding the guards lying. how would they know that the disciples stole His body if they were asleep.

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                      • #12
                        SWalt
                        Calguns Addict
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 8489

                        Originally posted by Jeepergeo
                        It was not a hoax.
                        Originally posted by Garand Hunter
                        NO HOAX, For REAL, unless somebody is a non believer looking for nonsense. If the Almighty ever talks to you, you will not entertain folly.

                        Psalm 1


                        I guess describing how some of the Apostles met their fate didn't click, right?
                        ^^^The above is just an opinion.

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                        CRPA 5 yr Member

                        "...which from their verbosity, their endless tautologies, their involutions of case within case, and parenthesis within parenthesis, and their multiplied efforts at certainty by saids and aforesaids, by ors and by ands, to make them more plain, do really render them more perplexed and incomprehensible, not only to common readers, but to lawyers themselves. " - Thomas Jefferson

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                        • #13
                          TrailerparkTrash
                          Veteran Member
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 4249

                          Great video. It really mocks the daylights out of atheists denying the resurrection.

                          Just the mere recorded record by Matthew of the guards being bribed to come up with a fake story, is evidence alone that supports that Jesus and the account of his holy resurrection occurred.
                          Last edited by TrailerparkTrash; 04-04-2023, 12:08 AM.
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                          • #14
                            ZapThyCat
                            Veteran Member
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 2610



                            Excerpt: "Why oh why would someone die, if it was just a hoax?
                            Why then take the awful risk to tell us Jesus rose?
                            Simple men from Galilee would not have spoken lies
                            To get enrolled in history books as martyrs for Jesus Christ"
                            ~Jarrod~

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                            • #15
                              SWalt
                              Calguns Addict
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 8489

                              Originally posted by kingransom
                              "IF"?? You have people running around in rabbit suits and searching for pastel colored hard boiled eggs. Now if believing in it makes you want to be a better person in life, I'm 100% for it and encourage it. But the closest thing to Jesus making his presence known over the last 2,000 years was somebody in an oversized bunny costume whooshing Biden away so he couldn't answer questions. Praise jeebus
                              You came all the way in hear to say that?

                              The blind that can not see.
                              ^^^The above is just an opinion.

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                              "...which from their verbosity, their endless tautologies, their involutions of case within case, and parenthesis within parenthesis, and their multiplied efforts at certainty by saids and aforesaids, by ors and by ands, to make them more plain, do really render them more perplexed and incomprehensible, not only to common readers, but to lawyers themselves. " - Thomas Jefferson

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