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  • Californio
    CGN/CGSSA Contributor - Lifetime
    CGN Contributor - Lifetime
    • Dec 2006
    • 4169

    Smile and Wave Friday

    Recently, the
    Chula Vista, California Police Department ran an
    e-mail forum with the local community (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the civilian e-mail participants posed the following question:

    "I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"


    From the "other side" (the law enforcement side)
    Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:


    "First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy.
    In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people.

    Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day- to-day innocents.

    At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty.

    So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.

    When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

    Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long.
    This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass.

    This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.

    What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.



    The tools available to us are as follow:



    PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment.

    "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment.

    Another popular one: "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.


    CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the like.

    It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light.

    Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.


    RUNNERS:
    Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer.
    Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours to determine why they didn't want to talk to us.


    STATUTES:
    When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc...They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

    After you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them.


    Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works pretty well.

    We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people.


    Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can't harass me." It's one of our favorites.

    Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better how we harass the good citizens of Chula Vista.
    "The California matrix of gun control laws is among the harshest in the nation and are filled with criminal law traps for people of common intelligence who desire to obey the law." - U.S. District Judge Roger T. Benitez
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    rockblaster
    Banned
    • Aug 2007
    • 170

    Hilarious!!!

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    • #3
      coryhenry
      Senior Member
      • Jul 2012
      • 1326

      Love it
      Cory

      "Every man dies, not every man really lives!"

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      • #4
        kjv146
        Senior Member
        • Apr 2010
        • 898

        Awesome

        Would love to hear his response, if there was one
        He who keepeth his mouth, keepeth his life. But he who opens wide his lips shall have destruction. Proverbs 13:3

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        • #5
          Boblaw
          Member
          • Aug 2013
          • 278

          Made my day!!!!

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          • #6
            IlDuche
            Member
            • May 2011
            • 233

            I know this has been going around for a long time but it always makes me laugh

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            • #7
              toddytguns
              Member
              • Sep 2013
              • 293

              I like it

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              • #8
                SDDAVE56
                Senior Member
                • Jun 2011
                • 2252

                I like this one too.

                Police Dog's Hilarious 'Witness Statement' To English Prosecutors Gets UK Cops In Trouble (PHOTO)
                The Huffington Post | By Ryan Grenoble
                Posted: 02/19/2013 2:48 pm EST

                It's a dog-eat-dog world, and officials in England apparently have trouble telling dogs and humans apart.

                England's Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) barked up the wrong tree earlier this month when they requested a witness statement from a "PC Peach," not realizing PD Peach was actually the police dog at the scene -- not an officer.

                Officers at the West Midland Police station attempted to correct CPS, informing them Peach was a canine, "to no avail," the Telegraph reports. So in an act of mischief, they went ahead and completed a witness statement from "PC Peach," then displayed it on one of the station's walls for the amusement of their colleagues.

                The statement from "Peach" reads, "I Chase Him. I Bite Him. Bad Man. He Tasty. Good Boy. Good Boy Peach." Peach's age is scrawled in as "4," and the signature is a paw print:





                After an officer proceeded to share a photo of the statement on social media, however, the joke was over.

                "The Professional Standards Department are looking into this," DCI Julian Harper from West Midlands Police explained to The Huffington Post UK. "Early inquiries suggest it is a light-hearted exchange as a result of a misunderstanding around a police dog and a police officer. The matter will be investigated."

                The officers facing an inquiry have received loads of supportive (and often humorous) messages on social media, including at least one from fellow canine "Ary," who is featured in a photo with a sign that reads, "Save PD Peach."

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                • #9
                  spyde12
                  Senior Member
                  • Jun 2014
                  • 1647

                  ROTFLMAO

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                  • #10
                    CBR_rider
                    Veteran Member
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 2700

                    LOL
                    Originally posted by bwiese
                    [BTW, I have no problem seeing DEA Agents and drug cops hanging from ropes, but that's a separate political issue.]
                    Stay classy, CGF and Calguns.

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                    • #11
                      Ninety
                      Veteran Member
                      • Nov 2012
                      • 4062

                      Love it.
                      NRA Member
                      The Constitution does not bestow wisdom. It's up to the body politic to be wise. -Patriot
                      All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.
                      -Edmund Burke
                      I'd much rather go to my grave never needing my gun, than go there wishing I had it.
                      - Phil Dalmolin

                      The Battle of Athens was illegal too.

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