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  • TRICKSTER
    I need a LIFE!!
    • Mar 2008
    • 12438

    10 secrets cops know that most people don't



    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
  • #2
    Rockit
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 1337

    That's it....you've given out the secrets.
    YOU'RE OUT OF THE CLUB!

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    • #3
      1G_TaLoN
      Junior Member
      • Aug 2010
      • 27

      Made me laugh!

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      • #4
        1CavScout
        Veteran Member
        • Feb 2013
        • 3234

        All very true except #5. Most of the guys I worked with would not eat donuts on duty.
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        • #5
          TRICKSTER
          I need a LIFE!!
          • Mar 2008
          • 12438

          When I read this one I immediately thought about people that claim that the police are the ones creating the Us v Them attitude.

          6. Most cops wonder why so many members of the community choose to pick up a mobile phone and record them while the officers are rolling in the dirt with an assailant rather than offering to help the officer.


          Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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          • #6
            Ralston
            Senior Member
            • Jun 2012
            • 543

            Good post. The cop haters will be here shortly I imagine.

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            • #7
              hermosabeach
              I need a LIFE!!
              • Feb 2009
              • 19678

              The force of the haters is strong on the interweb
              Rule 1- ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

              Rule 2 -NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO DESTROY (including your hands and legs)

              Rule 3 -KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET

              Rule 4 -BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT
              (thanks to Jeff Cooper)

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              • #8
                TRICKSTER
                I need a LIFE!!
                • Mar 2008
                • 12438

                Originally posted by 1CavScout
                All very true except #5. Most of the guys I worked with would not eat donuts on duty.
                Please tell us that they drink coffee, not hot chocolate.


                Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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                • #9
                  Loubot10
                  Veteran Member
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 3078

                  Great stuff.
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                  Originally posted by Lone_Gunman
                  They want to be rulers. Well I don't effing want to be ruled, I want to be represented.

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                  • #10
                    1CavScout
                    Veteran Member
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 3234

                    Originally posted by TRICKSTER
                    Please tell us that they drink coffee, not hot chocolate.
                    Oh yeah, plenty of quality 7-11 coffee.
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                    • #11
                      Spanky8601
                      Senior Member
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 2280

                      Originally posted by TRICKSTER
                      Please tell us that they drink coffee, not hot chocolate.
                      Mocha Latte, with extra whipped cream.
                      May I always be the type of person my dog thinks I am

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                      • #12
                        TRICKSTER
                        I need a LIFE!!
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 12438

                        Originally posted by Spanky8601
                        Mocha Latte, with extra whipped cream.
                        That is acceptable. At least it has some coffee in it.
                        Policing just hasn't been the same since the demise of the 24 hour donut shop.


                        Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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                        • #13
                          ScottyXbones
                          Senior Member
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 940

                          Got to #2 before I started laughing out loud.

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                          • #14
                            TRICKSTER
                            I need a LIFE!!
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 12438

                            Originally posted by ScottyXbones
                            Got to #2 before I started laughing out loud.
                            2. The vast majority cops have never shot anyone, but most cops can recite a detailed list of people who are/were deserving of being shot because they posed a deadly threat. This means that most cops have successfully defused a potentially deadly confrontation using only words and less-lethal weapons.





                            You aren't a cop are you?
                            I can think of at least 20 occasions where I would have been perfectly justified in shooting the person, but was instead able to resolve the situation without having to shoot the suspect. No cop that I know wants to shoot someone unless they absolutely have to.


                            Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

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                            • #15
                              Che762x39
                              Veteran Member
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 4538

                              Originally posted by 1CavScout
                              All very true except #5. Most of the guys I worked with would not eat donuts on duty.
                              That reminds me of a watch commander I had. Always talking negative about donuts and coffee but would have two or three 'healthy' muffins and a two liter of Diet Coke on his desk during graveyard shift. Worst lieutenant we ever had and we had some bad ones. Apparently when you reach 300 pounds you get to be a captain and after two years in a secluded office you get to retire.

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