Most bizzare thing you've found on an arrestee?

[Hoologan]

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[Carsgunsandchics]

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[CSACANNONEER]

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The one where they where dressed up as Santa and reindeer?

[CSACANNONEER]

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[Borrego4746]

Photos of this non sense would be better.. sick I know... but to be put in these situations LEOs have to have a crazy sense of humor..

[j-shot]

Photos of this non sense would be better.. sick I know... but to be put in these situations LEOs have to have a crazy sense of humor..

Uhhh, no thanks!

[gblacksmith]

You sometimes find some weird stuff on arrestees when booking them into jail; what's the most bizzare thing YOU have found?

I'll go first: foreign guy (Hispanic-ish, not sure beyond that) arrested for DUI. Nothing unusual about the arrest or the ride to CJ, but when I got him into booking and started bagging his stuff, he had a dried rodent carcass wrapped in an ornate handkerchief sized cloth. The carcass looked like it had been a rat, and it had small strips of paper wrapped around each foot with extremely small writing in a foreign type of characters. The carcass didn't stink like it should have, almost like it had been taxidermied(?). Foreign deuce guy spoke a foreign deuce language, so we couldn't get anything useful from him, other than that thing was very important to him.

I have to say, I got a kick out of writing "dried rodent carcass" on the property sheet.

Tossed a guys residence room for drugs,etc. looking everywhere. Underneath his bed was a flock of what looked to be those "napkin ghosts" we used to make as kids, using a marshmallow as the head, a kleenex and raisins for eyes. Turned out the guy was a prolific masturbator who soiled the kleenexes and shoved them under his bed, where they stiffened up. There were DOZENS of them. And yes, we gave them a cursory look for contraband.

Tossed another room where guy had a diary with entries where he talked about how good sex with his cousin was. It's all relative, i told him.

[Tyke8319]

I swear it's true...
Working booking one graveyard shift many, many, many...OK...lifetime age.
Rookie comes in with a local street gal and wants to book her for poss. of narcotic para. Seems she had this white plastic syringe looking thing with a round hole at the opposite end of the plunger.... Do I have you yet??
It was found on a consensual search along with, the Dep says, was "some shaving cream" in a bag. He figures she using it to inject something but finds no drugs. ....Are you there yet??? The gal is in tears and trying desperately to tell the Dep it's a foam spermicide. He'll have nothing to do with that BS..
Turns out he never read what was no the "shaving cream" can.....
She was summarily 849'd out the door she just came in...
Ya can't make this stuff up....oh yea...he's still a bachelor.

[whyhatchu]

Not a LEO but during a ride along, the officer assisted in a DUI field sobriety test. He passed the limit and was cuffed so the officer inventoried the items in the vehicle before releasing it to the tow truck guy. We found a full raw fish that was underneath his seat, it was probably there for a few days. Officer said it was one of the weirdest things that he saw during an inventory.

[oddjob]

Local tough guy wearing women's underwear and bra....another with drugs in his butt....Thats just what I found.

LEO friend was involved in a shooting and after the smoke cleared (suspect was killed) there was a vibrator in the suspect's butt. Can't remember if it was on or not.

Off topic......Some nurses told a story where a guy and gal in the heat of the moment decided to put the lubed barrel of a .22lr handgun in and out of his butt. She got excited, pulled the trigger and sent a round out his abdominal area.

[Shoot-it]

I'm dying here. That's some funny sheet.

I saw an episode of one of the reality cop shows (Alaska st. Trooper, wardens, border patrol) I don't remember which one, but they arrested a guy who had his pockets full of dil*oes, and vibrators. Seemed very matter of fact about it, not at all embarrassed or anything. Cops were trying not to laugh out loud, and failing miserably at it.

That was wild Justice CA wardens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd1zt0VD6yA

[omgwtfbbq]

Probation compliance search on a minor's residence to find the entire house covered in trash. By this I don't mean that the place was just filthy. I mean you couldn't see the floor, even more than that, the leftover fast food bags/boxes were piled 18inches thick all around the residence with narrow trails winding through the residence. The front room a staircase leading from the front door down to the main floor. On the stoop I found a full gallon of milk, still in a plastic bag, with an expiration date 6 months prior to the search.

This is all fairly disgusting, but the kicker was the kid's room. The minor was just as prolific a hoarder as his family. Going to far as to cut a hole in his box spring and stuff his discarded food bins and leftovers inside of it. The kid was literally sleeping on top of pounds of garbage and didn't see anything wrong with it.

We did a residence verification a few weeks ago for a different kid who was hoarding his urine in open containers in his closet, almost like some kind of shrine. It was pretty sick.

[Boblaw]

[IMG][/IMG]Martionelli's Apple juice bottle snugly secured in his prison purse...Doctor removed....

[jkbrea]

Parollee had a laptop on him, Searched it and saw photos of him balls deep in a tan Labrador... just when I though I had seen it all, I see him going down on the dog. Wierd thing is, someone was taking those photos of him...

Probably won't look at labs the same again.

OMG.! I think I hooked the same guy in P.S. but the pics were a Pittbull. I've seen things in that desert that I've never seen elsewhere.

[j-shot]

Martionelli's Apple juice bottle snugly secured in his prison purse...Doctor removed....

Should have kicked him in the azz and smashed it while he was still, uh, "wearing" it