You know what being number 1 means? Nothing really. Don't mean to burst your bubble or anything.
I was #1 academically in my class. I missed having a perfect cumulative test score by 1 point... something like 299/300 possible academic points or something. You know what that got me? A nice paper certificate saying I was #1 Academics and if I had fifty cents in my pocket, I could have gotten a cup of coffee too. I ended up being class Vice President after serving as timekeeper for the whole academy. I have no military experience and was pretty unfit cardio wise but I can pump out pushups and situps like a MF'er.
Our class President was also the #1 shooter, who has extensive military experience as a MP. (Never got hired)
Our #1 athlete was a natural born Olympic class guy who could outrun every instructor. He was also our Guidon. (Never got hired)
I don't even remember who the most improved or best overall cadet were. I think I the most improved guy was the guy who shot every round of his weapon into the dirt in front of him at the range while I was next to him. I asked to be moved to another shooting lane.
I was #1 academically in my class. I missed having a perfect cumulative test score by 1 point... something like 299/300 possible academic points or something. You know what that got me? A nice paper certificate saying I was #1 Academics and if I had fifty cents in my pocket, I could have gotten a cup of coffee too. I ended up being class Vice President after serving as timekeeper for the whole academy. I have no military experience and was pretty unfit cardio wise but I can pump out pushups and situps like a MF'er.
Our class President was also the #1 shooter, who has extensive military experience as a MP. (Never got hired)
Our #1 athlete was a natural born Olympic class guy who could outrun every instructor. He was also our Guidon. (Never got hired)
I don't even remember who the most improved or best overall cadet were. I think I the most improved guy was the guy who shot every round of his weapon into the dirt in front of him at the range while I was next to him. I asked to be moved to another shooting lane.





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