Euphemisms

[Falconis]

Got this sent from a friend. I thought it was funny.

Liberal.........................................Co nservative
Arsenal of Weapons.......................Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands..........................Swamp
Undocumented Worker....................Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials....................Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery.......................Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed..............................Well-protected
Narrow-minded.............................Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share................Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control..............Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives.............Fireworks for Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass...................Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity.............Socialism
Multicultural Community...................High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress.................Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich ".................Self-Employed
Progressive, Change.........................Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged................Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle.......................................Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future ......................Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform ................................. Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater........................ Conservative
Victim or Oppressed .................................. Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine ...............................Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot .......................................Church-going
Fair Trade Coffee.......................................Overp riced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich".................................Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby ...............................................NRA Members
Assault Weapon......................................... Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus.......................................... ....New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting ...................... Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
Accepted Facts............................................. Horse ****



"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword, the other is by debt."
-- John Adams

[cowboykenny]

Dude that's awesome

[Andy Taylor]

[Jonathan Doe]

I don't agree with it 100%, but it is good. Funny.

[Falconis]

Not meant to be serious in any way

[Steyrlp10]

... because after all, this is the Internet

I need to post the list in my office for my bosses to memorize!!!