I hate it when....

[Notorious]

I hate it when:

* Asshats asking me what I am doing while I am on a traffic stop or ped check or handcuffing someone... gee... does it look like I am bored and need a conversation with a random stranger right about now?

* You walk into anywhere (store, restaurant, etc.) and have that same giggling, fat, sweaty, tee shirt and shorts wearing tard bucket yell out, "I DIDN'T DO IT!" or "HE'S OVER HERE, OFFICER!" Yeah, that was funny about 20 years ago when it was said the first time. After 20 years and about 15,000 times repeated to me, it's kinda lost its luster.

* Parents see you walk by and immediately tell their tantrum throwing kids that you will arrest them if they don't behave. Yeah, thanks a lot, worthless parental units, you just traumatized your kid with police images because you are ineffective at controlling your own hellspawn.

* You pull up next to a car and you see the driver acting all cool, leaning back and all, then look over and sees you and then turns his head back and never ever looks in your direction again, thinking that if he doesn't look at you, you can't see him either. Yes, dude, the invisible wall goes up if you don't make eye contact. That is the secret.

* Any references to donuts. Enough with that already. Just because I have a whole box of Krispy Kremes on my passenger seat doesn't mean I like donuts. They are for... the boss... yeah... ummm... right... so... where's that call I am going to?

[Triad]

Someone comes up and asks you a question while you are in the middle of handcuffing a suspect.

THISSSSSSSSSSS!

[Triad]

* You pull up next to a car and you see the driver acting all cool, leaning back and all, then look over and sees you and then turns his head back and never ever looks in your direction again, thinking that if he doesn't look at you, you can't see him either. Yes, dude, the invisible wall goes up if you don't make eye contact. That is the secret.

Also known as the "misdemeanor double take." People with warrants typically do this...I have discovered.

[ckim34]

When people ask me if I know so and so from some department 150 miles away. Yeah every cop knows every single other cop from another agency.....

[Notorious]

When people ask me if I know so and so from some department 150 miles away. Yeah every cop knows every single other cop from another agency.....

You mean you don't keep a roster of every agency in the country and study it intently?

[epilepticninja]

People that cover their rear window with 11-99, PAL, etc. stickers in the hopes of getting out of a ticket. That drove me nuts. They thought it was a free pass to drive like an asshat.

The other one that used to piss me off was as soon as you walked up on them on a stop or a call, they started telling you about everyone they were related too in local law enforcement. Half the time the people they were name dropping I didn't particularly like anyways, so it wasn't really helping their situation.

[Notorious]

People that cover their rear window with 11-99, PAL, etc. stickers in the hopes of getting out of a ticket. That drove me nuts. They thought it was a free pass to drive like an asshat.

The other one that used to piss me off was as soon as you walked up on them on a stop or a call, they started telling you about everyone they were related too in local law enforcement. Half the time the people they were name dropping I didn't particularly like anyways, so it wasn't really helping their situation.

It's one thing when they drop names of people in your department but it's another thing when they drop names of someone in some department far away or they name someone that is not a cop either because they dropped out of the academy or got fired on probation. Like I am supposed to know everybody that tried to be a cop.

[ckim34]

People that cover their rear window with 11-99, PAL, etc. stickers in the hopes of getting out of a ticket. That drove me nuts. They thought it was a free pass to drive like an asshat.

The other one that used to piss me off was as soon as you walked up on them on a stop or a call, they started telling you about everyone they were related too in local law enforcement. Half the time the people they were name dropping I didn't particularly like anyways, so it wasn't really helping their situation.

Or the ones that have the little CHP sticker on their DL

[Notorious]

Never seen those stickers but I see the LAPD academy "KMA" plate frames everywhere.

[ckim34]

Never seen those stickers but I see the LAPD academy "KMA" plate frames everywhere.

I've stopped about 5 people with those stickers on. Dont see the KMA plates much but thats because I'm in Norcal.

[Notorious]

I'm surprised, I see those "KMA" plates all over, even in Vegas!

[ckim34]

The 11-99 frames and the I support our local PD/SD/SO stickers I see on cars all the time.

Or when you pull them over and ask for their DL they hand you a business card of some police officer with a case number already on it hahahaha

[Notorious]

Yeah, the "Support your local POA" stickers are very prolific on cars and businesses owned by the more new migrant groups. The cool kids in the know get their 11-99 or KMA plate frames.

Slightly different but another thing I hate is when non-cops pull dumb **** like pull out their security guard badge or an civilian employee pulls a police shoulder patch and try to get a pass. I actually had an idiot pull out his security guard badge and say we are all on the same team and I should extend him professional courtesy. I said, "press hard, you're making 3 copies".

[lavgrunt]

.......Motorists who see your unit behind them........and come to a stop at a YELLOW light !!!

.......or they see you behind them and not only slow to the speed limit, but like 5 miles UNDER the limit.......just get the hell outta my way!!!! I aint after you, dont worry !!!

[G1500]

Or when you pull them over and ask for their DL they hand you a business card of some police officer with a case number already on it hahahaha

Lol, sorry to butt into this thread, but this is so damn funny.