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Only one I have heard, was pretty funny at the time.-
I had just finished the paper work to tow a vehicle out of an apartment complex and the tow truck driver had just finished his work when the owner came out.
Owner: "Hey N*GG*! What you doin' wit' my ride?"
Me: "Towing it sir" *Points down to the red curb and fire hydrant that he was blocking* "Let me get you the info for you to get the car back out."
Owner: *Starts shouting a lot of racial slurs and bad words that do not need to grace these boards*
Me: "Sir calm down please, let me get that info for you so you can get your car out tonight."
*Police Cruiser pulls up, apparently the tow truck driver had his dispatch call the PD*
*Officer walks up to my Patrol Car*
Officer: "What ya got?"
*I explain the situation and the Officer goes about I.D.'ing the owner and heads back to his own Cruiser*
*Owner get even more mad and even louder*
Owner: "FU** ya'll! I make mo' money than you two bit**es combined!" *Starts laughing*
*Officer gets out of his car and takes out his cuffs and walks to the Owner*
Officer: "You might make some money, but I doubt it is that much when you can't pay the 22 UNPAID parking tickets you have!"
*Owner gets arrested and Car is towed away*
Was my second week doing Security Patrol. Never saw anything like that.
I had just finished the paper work to tow a vehicle out of an apartment complex and the tow truck driver had just finished his work when the owner came out.
Owner: "Hey N*GG*! What you doin' wit' my ride?"
Me: "Towing it sir" *Points down to the red curb and fire hydrant that he was blocking* "Let me get you the info for you to get the car back out."
Owner: *Starts shouting a lot of racial slurs and bad words that do not need to grace these boards*
Me: "Sir calm down please, let me get that info for you so you can get your car out tonight."
*Police Cruiser pulls up, apparently the tow truck driver had his dispatch call the PD*
*Officer walks up to my Patrol Car*
Officer: "What ya got?"
*I explain the situation and the Officer goes about I.D.'ing the owner and heads back to his own Cruiser*
*Owner get even more mad and even louder*
Owner: "FU** ya'll! I make mo' money than you two bit**es combined!" *Starts laughing*
*Officer gets out of his car and takes out his cuffs and walks to the Owner*
Officer: "You might make some money, but I doubt it is that much when you can't pay the 22 UNPAID parking tickets you have!"
*Owner gets arrested and Car is towed away*
Was my second week doing Security Patrol. Never saw anything like that.
Escaped to FREE AMERICA: 09/01/2013 
Deputy Vu Nguyen #1427 EOW 12/19/07
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