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  • thomashoward
    In Memoriam
    • Jan 2009
    • 1991

    Morning funnies

    A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

    The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

    The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

    A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull......

    With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

    "Your badge... Show him your badge!!"
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    "Everyone has two lives,the second one starts when you realize you only have one "
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    KaLiFORNIA
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 1189

    hahaha

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    • #3
      gunace89
      Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 426

      HAHA thats good
      Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far-Theodore Roosevelt

      Snake Plissken:Got a Smoke?
      Malloy:The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no guns, no alcohol, no women-unless your married-no foul language-no red meat!
      Snake Plissken-(sarcastic)Land of the Free
      Ironic how fiction slowly becomes reality, isnt it?

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      • #4
        WILDMAN442
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2010
        • 1665

        Thats awesome ....

        A Cop and a Chippie walk into a bathroom and go to use the urinal. The Chippie finishes first and starts to wash his hands. The cop then finishes a short time after and goes to leave the bathroom.

        THe Chippie asks, "They taught us at our academy to wash our hands after peeing"

        The cop replies, "They taught us not to piss on our hands at our academy"

        Justin

        The cop replied, "They taught us no
        Originally posted by MHShooter
        The whole time I was thinking "perfect calguns story"

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