A Good laugh with the LEO's

[daves100]

came up with the isea for another post.

The other day here in San Diego i was in a hurry to take my laptop in for repaired. I rolled a stop sign as i came around the corner a cop car was parked with 2 cops inside. We made eye contact as the words F*&K ME came out of my mouth. of course they hit the overhead lights pulled up next to me and said next time come to a complete stop and thanks for the good laugh.

[556fmj]

Lol. Good stuff.

Not too long ago, my partner and I were stopped at a red light. One of those tiny Smart cars pulled up next to us. We look over at the driver and jokingly asked him he wanted to race us. Needless to say he respectfully declined. We all had a good laugh.

[Musclemom]

When I was an MP, my partner and I were pulling off of a dirt road back onto the main road. As we were waiting for cars to pass, one pulled in next to us and rolled down his window. The conversation went like this:
Us: What can we do for ya?
Him: I thought I should stop.
Us: What for?
Him: Well, weren't you going to get me anyhow?
Us: Uh, what for?
Him: I totally blew through that stop sign.
Us: Well, we didn't see it.
Him: Oh... uh... I thought you were going to pull me over
Us: Nope, we didn't see it.
My partner finally says "Well, do you want us to write you a ticket?"
Him: No.
Us: OK then, we didn't see it. Go ahead and go, pay attention to the road, and save the embarrassment, don't tell your friends about this.

By the end of the conversation we were laughing so hard we could hardly talk. The poor kid just sat there with a blank and somewhat confused look on his face.

[Cpl. Haas]

I was sitting at a 4-way stop once when a woman came up from the street to my right, blew through the stop sign, and turned onto the street where I was sitting. I just stuck my hand out the window and pointed to the curb, and she pulled over across the street from me.

[DNA]

I've got one. One day I was fishing a had pulled over a late model Ford Mustang with tinted windows. Talked to the driver (young man in his late teens with a car load of female friends)...

me: hey how's it going today? Can I see your license, registration, insurance?
him: Ok. (starts diggin for paperwork)
me: So.... what's going on with your tinted windows man? (limo tint all around)
him: Street style sir.
me: wha?!?! (looks at partner apparently he's hearing the same thing cause he's smirking too)
him: Street style sir, it looks cool...
me: (trying not to laugh, having a very hard time) ok....
him: everyone's got it, doesn't it look cool?
me: hm.. um.... yeah... stay in the car.. i'll BRB...

guy is clear and I send him on his merry way... I couldn't give him a cite, it was just too funny...

Dan

[Rob454]

LOL this happend today. I went to lunch with 3 coworkers. The driver was texting and driving. A cop saw us and pulled us over. The cop went through the ID check on all 4 of us and then said to my buddy the driver
i pulled you over cause I saw you looking down and you were texting cause youre holding your phone.
My buddy said i wasnt texting
Cop said ok what were you doing then.
My buddy with a straight face said i was masturbating.
The cop looks at us and starts busting up. he said get outta here.

[otalps]

I had a similar thing happen years ago. Clinton was president and was at the Century Plaza hotel. My buddy was working at the hotel and I was going to pick him up or something. I was driving a 65 Comet that was pretty built, big cam, headers, flowmasters and was really loud especially when you got on it.

Well I got on it in order to get in to the right lane to turn into the hotel. I never shifted out of first, just took it up to like 7500 rpm making a lot of noise. Well as I turned into the lot (I had no idea Clinton was staying there) I saw what must have been every LAPD motorcycle officer lining both sides of the driveway, hundreds of them all staring at me. A lot of them smiled as I had the same F*&K ME come out my mouth.

[bubbagump]

LOL this happend today. I went to lunch with 3 coworkers. The driver was texting and driving. A cop saw us and pulled us over. The cop went through the ID check on all 4 of us and then said to my buddy the driver
i pulled you over cause I saw you looking down and you were texting cause youre holding your phone.
My buddy said i wasnt texting
Cop said ok what were you doing then.
My buddy with a straight face said i was masturbating.
The cop looks at us and starts busting up. he said get outta here.

One night I was driving to the Mickey D's to take my code. The drive-thru was in a U-Shape, building made every left turn a blind turn. After I order, I make the first left turn and see this guy holding his penis, urinating on the wall right next to the drive-thru window.

He see's me and does one of these...x10

He tries to put his penis away mid-stream and pea's all over himself while running back to the passenger side of the car he showed up in.

I called myself out and walked up to the car. The guy was scared bad and he had a huge wet spot on his pants.

I didn't want to write him a ticket right there in the drive-thru (not to mention I wanted to take my code)...so I let him go...

I was laughing the whole time...

[BigDogatPlay]

I rolled a stop sign as i came around the corner a cop car was parked with 2 cops inside. We made eye contact as the words F*&K ME came out of my mouth.

With such a heartfelt expression of honesty and remorse as that, it's no surprise that you didn't get written.

[Blue]

LOL this happend today. I went to lunch with 3 coworkers. The driver was texting and driving. A cop saw us and pulled us over. The cop went through the ID check on all 4 of us and then said to my buddy the driver
i pulled you over cause I saw you looking down and you were texting cause youre holding your phone.
My buddy said i wasnt texting
Cop said ok what were you doing then.
My buddy with a straight face said i was masturbating.
The cop looks at us and starts busting up. he said get outta here.

I once got rolled on when I was 16 and the first thing the cop asked me was "Son, do you always drive like an idiot or is it just tonite?" I replied "Just tonite sir" He told me to GTFO before he changed his mind on giving me a ticket