Time for a "911" laugh

[pacrat]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/portland-city-commissioner-defund-police-called-911-lyft-driver

The link contains a hint of the punchline of this joke.

[micro911]

Hoped no one showed up, and the operator told her, "We cannot help due to budget crisis."

[9Cal_OC]

They did show but didn’t specify what came of it.

She felt unsafe in a city that may receive a budget cut to its police force...

[General]

LYFT guy should sue her.

[The War Wagon]

Hoped no one showed up, and the operator told her, "We cannot help due to budget crisis."

I hope they sent a social worker.