USMC joke

[6172crew]

The first recruit to sign up at the Tun Tavern walked up the the table and was told if he signed up he would get a free shot of whiskey.

The Second recruit walks up to the table and gets 2 free shots for his enlistment bonus.

When the Second recruit tells the First recruit what his bonus was the First recruit tells him...

"It wasn't that way in the old corps"

[WhoDat]

What do Marines and Submarines have in common?

[WhoDat]

Seamen go down on both of 'em...

OK, I was Air-Force & Army.... I'm sure Y'all Jarheads & Squids have plenty about us.

[uscbigdawg]

Q: What's the easiest way to knock out a Marine?

A: Throw sand at a brick wall and tell him to hit the beach!

[EOD3]

What's the difference between a Marine and a pig?

A pig WILL NOT stay up all night to sleep with a Marine

[bohoki]

i liked that one joke about the snoring marine

[PonchoTA]

What does "MARINE" stand for?

My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment !!!

or

Muscles
Are
Required,
Intelligence
Not
Essential !!!

[hitman13]

The first recruit to sign up at the Tun Tavern walked up the the table and was told if he signed up he would get a free shot of whiskey.

The Second recruit walks up to the table and gets 2 free shots for his enlistment bonus.

When the Second recruit tells the First recruit what his bonus was the First recruit tells him...

"It wasn't that way in the old corps"

****ING CLASSIC MAN!!!!

[hitman13]

The first recruit to sign up at the Tun Tavern walked up the the table and was told if he signed up he would get a free shot of whiskey.

The Second recruit walks up to the table and gets 2 free shots for his enlistment bonus.

When the Second recruit tells the First recruit what his bonus was the First recruit tells him...

"It wasn't that way in the old corps"

****ING CLASSIC MAN!!!!

[doughboy334]

i'm not military, but i heard this one from a friend.

An officer walks into a mess hall and announces assignments for the group. He turns to the soldiers and tells them to assemble at the parade grounds at 0700.

Next he walks to the sailors and tells them to assemble at the parade grounds at 7am.

Finally, he walks over to the Marines and tells them to assemble at the parade grounds when the big hand reaches the 12 and the little hand reaches the 7.

[chris]

What do Marines and Submarines have in common?

60 men go down 30 couples come up?

[bornproud]

Missguided
Army
Rejects
In
Navy
Equimpment

Seriously, all branches are great.

[hitman13]

The Marine Sniper

A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go.

"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Obama is a Socialist!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"

[Rob454]

OOPS wrong thread

[bornproud]

The Marine Sniper

A USMC sniper was real good at his job. This sniper had a method. He would yell out some insult at the enemy and when someone stood up to reply, Bang! One less insurgent!

After every mission the company commander would ask "How many insurgents have you shot today?"

However, on this particular day when asked about the number killed, he reported "Five killed and I let one go.

"Let one go?" roared the company commander. "What do you mean, you let one go?"

"Well, I yelled out 'Osama is a Homo!' Then this big insurgent stood up and yelled 'Obama is a Socialist!' I just couldn't shoot a fellow Republican!"