It was only a matter of time...

[CrazyCobraManTim]

Not normally one to make light of someone else's tragedy, though it is a similar tragedy in the making to restrict, reduce or outright ban someone's Right to protect themselves from crazy people with assault cookers.

[sammich]

I am looking to get one that has a shoulder thing that goes up.

[osis32]

I chuckled :/

[Dr.Lou]

Not normally one to make light of someone else's tragedy, though it is a similar tragedy in the making to restrict, reduce or outright ban someone's Right to protect themselves from crazy people with assault cookers.

Now that's funny!

[desertjosh]

Saved to share later, thanks OP!

[tight0023]

Don't forget exacto knives. In writing Feindung to request mandatory background checks. I was horrified at Home Depot watching all the people simply walk in and purchase them with no background check! I also found out you can buy them online without a background check

[Raystonn]

You think this is just a joke... but look:

Williams-Sonoma reportedly pulls pressure cookers from stores in Massachusetts

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/24/williams-sonoma-reportedly-pulls-pressure-cookers-from-stores-in-massachusetts/

[nothinghere2c]

does the assault cooker have the capacity to hold more than 10 nails and 10 bearings?

[SonofWWIIDI]

Can you get a flash suppressor for it, or those high capacity ammo clips? Oh, and don't forget about the evil hand tongs they use to remove the dangerous food.

[Baja Jones]

Micro imprinters

All food cooked in high capacity pressure cookers shall be micro printed with the serial number of the cooker.

[CrazyCobraManTim]

No but....

does the assault cooker have the capacity to hold more than 10 nails and 10 bearings?

No but I hear that proposed legislation would ban roasts bigger than 5 lbs, since the eventual byproduct could be considered hazardous.