on this date in San Francisco: nothing happened

[nick]

"I didn't know it was loaded" is never an acceptable excuse!

Yet how many times was it posted on this forum alone? Not to mention that it probably accounts for at least half of the marriages and about 90% of divorces.

[383green]

Yet how many times was it posted on this forum alone? Not to mention that it probably accounts for at least half of the marriages and about 90% of divorces.

Well-played, sir! Well-played.

As long as we're on that topic, I learned from my relatives that while most pregnancies take about 9 months, that first child can come any time.

[nick]

I like to think of it as a linear particle accelerator, for large values of "particle".

Yep, it pushes ballyons at 6.1*10^(-7)c.

[383green]

Yep, it pushes ballyons at 6.1*10^(-7)c.

According to legend, it pushes red jello pretty fast, too.

[nick]

Well-played, sir! Well-played.

As long as we're on that topic, I learned from my relatives that while most pregnancies take about 9 months, that first child can come any time.

It's been clearly established and scientifically proven that a Queen can be pregnant for 13 months.

[383green]

It's been clearly established and scientifically proven that a Queen can be pregnant for 13 months.

And the child can have any hair color. Any hair color.

[nick]

And the child can have any hair color. Any hair color.

Well, why not? It's her child, she decides.

[383green]

Well, why not? It's her child, she decides.

Right! Heck, she can even choose skin tone and blood type at her whim. She's the frickin' QUEEN, for crying out loud.

[nick]

Right! Heck, she can even choose skin tone and blood type at her whim. She's the frickin' QUEEN, for crying out loud.

And then the bastards move to San Francisco and fight for the oppressed, up until they're found by The Royal Bastards show. See, this wasn't a threadjack after all, we're pretty much back on track.

[383green]

And then the bastards move to San Francisco and fight for the oppressed, up until they're found by The Royal Bastards show. See, this wasn't a threadjack after all, we're pretty much back on track.

And thus, the story ends where it began: Juliet Lefwich's sensitive areas.

[nick]

And thus, the story ends where it began: Juliet Lefwich's sensitive areas.

Amen.

[383green]

Amen.

Well, now that we've reached closure on this subject, I guess we're free to talk about any random stuff that comes to mind.

[nick]

Well, now that we've reached closure on this subject, I guess we're free to talk about any random stuff that comes to mind.

I'm a techie, I don't do small talk or social interactions.

[383green]

I'm a techie, I don't do small talk or social interactions.

Oh, never mind, then.

[nick]

Oh, never mind, then.

Fine!