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  • kalguns
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 607

    Are you a wild pig or caged pig?

    Catching Wild Pigs...

    There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some
    exchange students in the class.

    One day, while the class was in the lab, the Prof. noticed one of the
    exchange students who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his
    back hurt. The professor asked the young man what the matter was.

    The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been
    shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying
    to overthrow his country's government and install a communist
    government.

    In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
    strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

    The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

    The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding
    a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The
    pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When
    they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of
    the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the
    fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of
    the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You
    continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in
    the last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to
    come through the gate to eat, then you slam the gate on them and catch
    the whole herd.

    'Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and
    around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to
    eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten
    how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their
    captivity.'

    The young man then told the professor that was exactly what he sees
    happening in America

    'The government keeps pushing the people toward socialism and keeps
    spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as
    supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco
    subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP),
    welfare, medicine , drugs, etc, etc, etc. while the people continue to
    lose their freedom - just a little at a time. One should always
    remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch ! Also, a politician
    will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it
    yourself.'

    So, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a
    problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might
    want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is
    essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this
    email, but God help you when the gates slam shut! Listen closely to
    what the politicians are promising you - just maybe you will be able
    to tell who is about to slam the gate on America

    "A government big enough to give you everything you want,
    is big enough to take away everything you have."

    Thomas Jefferson
    Originally posted by skateboarder74
    "It is better to have a gun and not need it than need a gun and not have it." ---Clarence Worley ...
    "License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit -- ever. They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote." --Carl Spackler--
  • #2
    Suvorov
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 1391

    This is a good one! It gets a little preachy at the end with all the real world examples. I think it is best left to the original story. An intelligent person will understand the message without the last two paragraphs and a person who doesn't understand the story is beyond help anyhow and already used to their free corn.

    Very Well Done though!
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    • #3
      Roadrunner
      Banned
      • Apr 2009
      • 3898

      Originally posted by kalguns
      Catching Wild Pigs...

      There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some
      exchange students in the class.

      One day, while the class was in the lab, the Prof. noticed one of the
      exchange students who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his
      back hurt. The professor asked the young man what the matter was.

      The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been
      shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying
      to overthrow his country's government and install a communist
      government.

      In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
      strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

      The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

      The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding
      a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The
      pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When
      they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of
      the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the
      fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of
      the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You
      continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in
      the last side. The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to
      come through the gate to eat, then you slam the gate on them and catch
      the whole herd.

      'Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and
      around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to
      eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten
      how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their
      captivity.'

      The young man then told the professor that was exactly what he sees
      happening in America

      'The government keeps pushing the people toward socialism and keeps
      spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as
      supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco
      subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP),
      welfare, medicine , drugs, etc, etc, etc. while the people continue to
      lose their freedom - just a little at a time. One should always
      remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch ! Also, a politician
      will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it
      yourself.'

      So, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a
      problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might
      want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is
      essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this
      email, but God help you when the gates slam shut! Listen closely to
      what the politicians are promising you - just maybe you will be able
      to tell who is about to slam the gate on America

      "A government big enough to give you everything you want,
      is big enough to take away everything you have."

      Thomas Jefferson
      Amen!

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      • #4
        Timberline
        Banned
        • Jan 2009
        • 426

        This story has legs:





        This comes to me by way of an old friend...Thanks Jeannine. A chemistry professor in a large college overheard a discussion between severa...




        And it's been referenced in Google back as far as 2005.

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        • #5
          Sutcliffe
          Calguns Addict
          • Mar 2003
          • 6792

          If I had a dollar for every time I heard this one

          Gets the point across though.

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          • #6
            Legasat
            Intergalactic Member
            CGN Contributor - Lifetime
            • Mar 2009
            • 4151

            Good story. Been around for a while, but still a good story!
            ..

            .........STGC(SW)


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            • #7
              phamkl
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 551

              It's a good parable, but pretty transparent. This should be told to our youngest adults.

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              • #8
                hollabillz
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 312

                True dat.

                And all these gay marriage bans and the war on drugs. Walls, walls, and more walls, amirite?

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