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  • aileron
    Veteran Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 3272

    Jennifer Aniston Gun Onwer!?!

    Is this real???



    Jennifer Aniston Catches Burglar --- and Makes Him Clean Her Home!

    LOS ANGELES, CA. (January 3, 2009) A burglar in Los Angeles chose the wrong celebrity to mess with -- quite literally.

    Actress Jennifer Aniston and her personal assistant Debi Burke returned to Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home yesterday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything in the house.

    "Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," Aniston reportedly said.

    Aniston sent her assistant to the local police precinct to file a report while she inspected the piles left behind. As she walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into her, Aniston said.

    "Jenifer caught the thief red-handed in her home," Burke said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had Jennifer’s hat sitting right on his head."

    Aniston reportedly held the suspect, 33-year-old Tadd Bruce, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until she decided what to do.

    "She made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of the drawers and cabi-nets onto the floor," Burke said.

    When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.

    "This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house," Aniston said incredulously. "The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead."

    Police arrested Bruce 2 p.m. Friday on burglary and theft charges. He was being held in the Los Angeles County Detention Facility on a $30,000 bond.

    Aniston is neighbors on the street with her best friend, the actress Courtney Cox of the sit-com "Friends," and her husband, David Arquette.
    Look at the tyranny of party -- at what is called party allegiance, party loyalty -- a snare invented by designing men for selfish purposes -- and which turns voters into chattles, slaves, rabbits, and all the while their masters, and they themselves are shouting rubbish about liberty, independence, freedom of opinion, freedom of speech, honestly unconscious of the fantastic contradiction... Mark Twain

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    MolonLabe2008
    Veteran Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 4043

    Aniston reportedly held the suspect, 33-year-old Tadd Bruce, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until she decided what to do.

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    • #3
      Biff...
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2007
      • 2070

      I wonder if it is for real. Or just a p/r stunt to support her new feel good movie currently out.
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      • #4
        Tumerboy
        Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 397

        sounds like BS to me.

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        • #5
          TannerBoyl
          Member
          • Apr 2005
          • 183

          That article is strangely similar to:

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          Alabama Couple Catch Burglar, Make Him Clean Up at Gunpoint

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          • #6
            BroncoBob
            Calguns Addict
            • Mar 2008
            • 6019

            Something fishy with this one.........
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            • #7
              HowardW56
              Calguns Addict
              • Aug 2003
              • 5901

              It's BS....

              Her home was burglarized in 2005, while she was in Chicago
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              • #8
                JDoe
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                • Jul 2008
                • 2403

                TannerBoyl - good catch!
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                • #9
                  nic
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 1289

                  @ TannerBoyl-
                  Thanks for posting the original... I knew the Aniston story was BS but couldn't find the link to the original.

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                  • #10
                    BitterVoter
                    Member
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 119

                    Doesn't change it....I still love her....

                    But, there is nothing to indicate that SHE or he publicist had anything to do with this.

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                    • #11
                      Biff...
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2070

                      Did you guys see the pic of her on the cover of a mag. For a 40 yr old chic, she is still hot.
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                      • #12
                        AEC1
                        Senior Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 1659

                        True or not, I would let her handle my gun anytime.
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                        • #13
                          Chaingun
                          Member
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 355

                          Originally posted by AEC1
                          True or not, I would let her handle my gun anytime.
                          Hey, get in line behind me

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                          • #14
                            BitterVoter
                            Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 119

                            I don't discriminate...I will let just about any woman that shows an interest shoot my gun. I always like to spread the knowledge and experience.

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                            • #15
                              WokMaster1
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 5436

                              Originally posted by BitterVoter
                              I don't discriminate...I will let just about any woman that shows an interest shoot my gun. I always like to spread the knowledge and experience.
                              And what else?
                              "Good friends, good food & good wine. Anything else is just a waste of soy sauce.":)

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