Why women can't go duck hunting.

[DonaldBabbett]

They don't have deep voices. They can't do a mallard drake call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd6GzV4OeoE

[Arrieta578]

Women can't go duck hunting not cause of that dumb call, but because

1. They have to be quiet and not talk.
2. They have to sit still.
3. And they can't go pee whenever they want.

Anyone who has ever been foolish enough to take a woman duck hunting knows this.

[Ugly Hombre]

one woman makes as much noise as 10,000 ducks.

[DonaldBabbett]

Women can't go duck hunting not cause of that dumb call, but because

1. They have to be quiet and not talk.
2. They have to sit still.
3. And they can't go pee whenever they want.

Anyone who has ever been foolish enough to take a woman duck hunting knows this.

I guess guys also DO have more sound bladders.

[rbduffer]

#4. Most women can't grow a beard

[savannah]

Most women can shoot better than men and their fragile ego has them start threads like this one.