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  • mschliebs
    Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 470

    Second week of deer camp

    "Let's have a little Polka music, here!" (Squeeze box, tuba, fiddle,..)

    "An a one, ana two, ana,"

    Hey there goes one (BANG!)
    Hey you shot my cow!

    It's the second week of deer camp
    I got a swollen head
    I'm lying with the dustballs
    Underneath the bed
    An icy breeze is blowing
    Into the tongue and groove
    My pants are frozen to the floor
    And I'm too sick to move
    I didn't drink so many
    Just thirty cans of beer
    It musta been that last shot
    That put me under here

    CHORUS
    It's the second week of deer camp
    And all the guys are here
    We drink, play cards and shoot the bull
    But never shoot no deer
    The only time we leave the camp
    Is when we go for beer
    The second week of deer camp
    Is the greatest time of year

    I remember playing poker
    That weasel must've won
    He's wearing my new swampers
    And sleeping with my gun
    He's snoring like a chainsaw
    The camp smells like a dump
    Someone's dirty underwear
    Is hanging on the pump

    Mickey's in the woodbox
    Weener's on the stove
    His flannel shirt is smoking (sniff)
    I wonder if he knows (YEOW!)

    CHORUS

    Beadle's crawling through the door
    I think he got frostbite
    He passed out in the outhouse
    And he's been there since last night
    Goofus stumbled through the door
    He says he got a buck
    He was coming from the wayside
    And hit it with his truck
    Musty cracked a beer and said
    It's time to celebrate
    Goofus got the first buck
    Since 1968

    CHORUS

    Song by Da Yoopers. Caught this on KSPC this morning while on the road and have to share it. Claremont College station does a Polka show on Saturday mornings with a lot of TexMex, Polka mix. German, East Texas Spanish and English. Not exactly your "other station" top 10 stuff.
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    mzimmers
    Senior Member
    • May 2006
    • 1526

    Da Yoopers
    M. Zimmers
    Born-again Californian (for better or worse)

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