ALWAYS carry this when hiking

[John Joseph]

Always carry a deck of cards when you take a hike in unfamiliar territory. If you find yourself lost and alone, simply sit down, begin to play a game of solitaire and someone will soon come along to reach in and place the red nine on the black ten. Happens every time.

[cruising7388]

Always carry a deck of cards when you take a hike in unfamiliar territory. If you find yourself lost and alone, simply sit down, begin to play a game of solitaire and someone will soon come along to reach in and place the red nine on the black ten. Happens every time.

Unless you cheat.

[elmontemike]

great advice

[bohoki]

my advice is to carry a fishing pole eventually someone will come along and want to check your licence

[Jasonaspears]

my advice is to carry a fishing pole eventually someone will come along and want to check your licence

Hahaha

[Mr. Beretta]

Always carry a deck of cards when you take a hike in unfamiliar territory. If you find yourself lost and alone, simply sit down, begin to play a game of solitaire and someone will soon come along to reach in and place the red nine on the black ten. Happens every time.

But what if you don't know how to play solitaire?

[BigStiCK]

But what if you don't know how to play solitaire?

Well, you'll have plenty of time to learn.

[SoldierLife7]

Really all you have to do is repeat the phrase "are you a US citizen" a few times and wait for some asshat with a video camera to ask if he's being detained... It should be easy to follow him back to civilization because he will be in a hurry to get back and post it on Calguns.