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I am looking to purchase my own corrupt politician. I would like a white male in his late forties or early fifties in good health ( so I can get my moneys worth) that is willing to win the minds and votes of people with lies of lower taxes, better education, veteran's affairs, and public services, but then after elected does what I want him to do to benefit my future endeavors.
A doctrine in Pelosiology is a must, I mean I want some one that can really pull the curtain over the masses eyes and act righteous. He would need to be persuasive and willing to hop over the fence and if that doesn't work go in through the back door if that doesn't work go over others' heads.
Perks of the job would include:
-Free flights to every conference or speaking ( for you and you family and close friends)
-Able to break the law and be immune to any consequences
-A huge six figure salary that can go into your retirement savings
-Free hand outs and honoree positions in public services
Oh and by free I do of course mean at the expense of the American tax payer.
If this sounds like a job for you, send me a pm.
A doctrine in Pelosiology is a must, I mean I want some one that can really pull the curtain over the masses eyes and act righteous. He would need to be persuasive and willing to hop over the fence and if that doesn't work go in through the back door if that doesn't work go over others' heads.
Perks of the job would include:
-Free flights to every conference or speaking ( for you and you family and close friends)
-Able to break the law and be immune to any consequences
-A huge six figure salary that can go into your retirement savings
-Free hand outs and honoree positions in public services
Oh and by free I do of course mean at the expense of the American tax payer.
If this sounds like a job for you, send me a pm.
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