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[SomeGuy75]

Just let that beautiful woman know I'll pound her out all night long

Well I asked her, but she said any guy who would let his wife make him sell his guns could never satisfy her in bed.

Oh well, GLWS.

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Well I asked her, but she said any guy who would let his wife make him sell his guns could never satisfy her in bed.

Oh well, GLWS.

There's only one way to find out. If shes as beautiful as you say ill make sure to make her walk funny for a few days.

[SomeGuy75]

There's only one way to find out. If shes as beautiful as you say ill make sure to make her walk funny for a few days.

By giving her chlamydia?

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By giving her chlamydia?

Of course we would have to get tested, both parties. Standard operating procedure. Hey July is just around the corner, what will make a better 20th anniversary present than something she hasn't had during that time? An orgasm. If you have any beautiful daughters as well I'm willing to do a 2fer. I'll make em fight over who gets to come first.

[SomeGuy75]

Pretty easy to see why you have the wife you have lol.
Just curious, does your wife allow you visitation of your testicles on special occasions or holidays? Or does she keep them securely locked in her purse next to her vibrator and the phone number of her black “friend” from the gym?