AA...AK Anonymous...Are you addicted, need help?

[TURBOELKY]

Well your in the right post. I know how you feel when you run out of parts kits, and there's no one to talk to! Well, please express your emotions right here! Please, let me start...

Hello, my name is Turboelky, and I'm addicted. I've been up to my highest highs, down to my lowest lows, and I know how you feel. My addiction started not too long ago, but here I am, going through withdrawls from lackofakpartskisism...its terrible.
BUT, I've been clean for 1 week
Just letting you know, there are many of us addicts out there, and we are here to support each other. Please addicts, reach out to your brother, let me help you! Let this be your first step...

Yours Truely,
Dr. Elky..

dont share stories about what "bad" things you've done for parts!!!

[69Mach1]

I'm not an addict. I can quit anytime, but I don't want to.

[SJgunguy24]

I can't quit now, it's my job to build the tools of freedom, even if I wanted to, I wouldn't!

[Shady]

I had to go back to school to get away from you *%@?!*$!!

[TURBOELKY]

I'm not an addict. I can quit anytime, but I don't want to.

Yes, Yes!! This is good Mach. These are your first steps, your on the right path brother, yes.

I can't quit now, it's my job to build the tools of freedom, even if I wanted to, I wouldn't!

your in denial!!!!!!

[69Mach1]

Yes, Yes!! This is good Mach. These are your first steps, your on the right path brother, yes.

Remember who you're talking to. I've helped to addict over 500 people.
Muhahahahaha.

[4thSBCT]

I'm just going to build 1 more AK

[nick]

I'm good, I got some parts kits left. However, if only I could find another AMD-65 kit for the price from only one year ago...

[tonelar]

I'm addicted, but to that other "A" platform. Can't get enuff of my AUGs.

(although I do own two 7.62 Saigas)

[mrlonewolf]

Dear Dr. Elky.

Thanks for your invitation to participate in this support group.

To be honest with you, I don't give a d**n anymore.

I'll keep building what I want, when I want & How I want it.

And for that I make no apology ......





PS, I have some nice kits waiting to be demilled; please don't forget the beer and peanuts...

[bigthaiboy]

I've got just four more kits to build, and then that's it! I'll just have to start dismantling my old AKs and re-working them.

[Beatone]

Well i guess I need more. . Must not buy more, must not buy more.

[IntoForever]

I don't know what you're talking about, it wasn't me! It was the neighbor, yeah that's it, the neighbor did it! I'm innocent I tell ya! I didn't do it!

[ENTHUSIAST]

Shame on you guys you are ALL bad influences... my Mother warned me about people like you and about hanging around with the "wrong crowd" and now look at me from a total AK building NOOB...to hosting BPs!!!

*GASP*

Is there any hope?

[TURBOELKY]

Remember who you're talking to. I've helped to addict over 500 people.
Muhahahahaha.

Yes Mach, Yes,, and you should be ashamed *cough cough*
The end result was Dr. Elky performing surgery on hundreds of trigger guards and center supports... and he hated it *cough loved cough*.
But thank you Mach, for coming forth, and acknowledging your habbit...its nasty! As your friend, Dr. Elky is here to help if you just let him! We are here to support you, we are your friends Mach!

Now you may be wondering, Why is Elky up so late? Is he looking for parts and accessories? Is he out on the corner....lets not go there, why would you think that?!
Truth behold, this Dr. Elky is on call 24hrs. a day, 365 days a year, to answer any questions or concerns and take phone calls when you are feeling down and out. We all relapse sometimes, but when does it stop you ask? I have the answer, I will share in the future.

Stay strong ladies and gents, and Dr. Elky will have more information and strengthening exercises to maintain a build free lifestyle shortly....Stay tuned!!!

Good night, and God Bless,
Dr. Elky