WTF does Crowdstrike software do?

[sigstroker]

Is it internet security? Or what?

[wjc]

It's an endpoint security platform that let's businesses bundle anti-virus, service management, and threat protection.

[arrix]

It does a really good job of bringing your cloud platforms down.

[The Gleam]

WTF does Crowdstrike software do?

WTF is exactly what it does.

It's an A/I based software platform like Sora to make realistic deep-fake gang bang videos on PornHub.

Hence the name 'CrowdStrike'.

It does some other stuff with security and integration, but no, it's best known for the gang bang. It's the special sauce that livens up a bukkake shot.

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[sigstroker]

What, no links?

[C.G.]

It does a really good job of bringing your cloud platforms down.

That is the best feature.

[norcal77]

[splithoof]

Is it some type of manufactured bug/virus that could be harmful to certain databases, namely .gov controlled?

[ocabj]

Crowdstrike is an Endpoint Detection and Response (EDR) application which is an endpoint security category of product. Crowdstrike is considered the top EDR product and still is even after the bad update incident.

Technically, EDR isn't anti-virus software, but for all intents and purposes, EDR can replace AV. It monitors/detects malicious activity based on signatures, heuristics, and patterns, and alerts on possible malicious activity allowing the security personnel to investigate (pull forensics information) and triage (lockdown computer disallowing any network access). I

Any organization worth it's salt will be running some form of EDR given that the idea of network perimeter security has been thrown out of whack by remote/mobile work and the rising need for zero trust / ztna (zero trust network architecture). EDR solves a lot of issues for security personnel, including mitigating need for SSL decryption on the network, triaging a mobile device that's not on a controlled/managed (e.g., NAC) network, and having to get device logs regularly (e.g., syslog) which can be problematic in a mobile world).

[DrjonesUSA]

WTF is exactly what it does.

It's an A/I based software platform like Sora to make realistic deep-fake gang bang videos on PornHub.

Hence the name 'CrowdStrike'.

It does some other stuff with security and integration, but no, it's best known for the gang bang. It's the special sauce that livens up a bukkake shot.

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Are you serious? They really have an a.i. app that people frequently use to generate porn???

[DrjonesUSA]

Crowdstrike is an Endpoint Detection and Response (EDR) application which is an endpoint security category of product. Crowdstrike is considered the top EDR product and still is even after the bad update incident.

Technically, EDR isn't anti-virus software, but for all intents and purposes, EDR can replace AV. It monitors/detects malicious activity based on signatures, heuristics, and patterns, and alerts on possible malicious activity allowing the security personnel to investigate (pull forensics information) and triage (lockdown computer disallowing any network access). I

Any organization worth it's salt will be running some form of EDR given that the idea of network perimeter security has been thrown out of whack by remote/mobile work and the rising need for zero trust / ztna (zero trust network architecture). EDR solves a lot of issues for security personnel, including mitigating need for SSL decryption on the network, triaging a mobile device that's not on a controlled/managed (e.g., NAC) network, and having to get device logs regularly (e.g., syslog) which can be problematic in a mobile world).

This is an excellent, spot-on explanation. You are sharp & correct! (IDK WTF crowdstrike does, but I DO know enough about EDR / AntiVirus.....)

[DrjonesUSA]

Also remember that crowdstrike was used by the DNC to help manufacture the "Russian spying / Trump is a Russian asset" narrative.
I wish them all the worst.