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  • meaty-btz
    Calguns Addict
    • Sep 2010
    • 8980

    When Life is like an MMO....

    Probably not a lot of MMO players here but I am a long time gamer and today cracked up my wife.

    So today I get a call from a buyer on a craigslist add.

    He tells me to meet him at a bar to make the deal, "just ask the bar-tender he will know who I am".

    I go to bar, walk up to the bar-tender ask for my buyer. Like a scene from a movie he calls out the regulars name. Regular leans into view. We make the deal. Take my cash, head to wally world. Pick up 100 .38 (yes they had the white box bulk pack in stock thank god dirrrty ammo). Head to range and burn off 100 rounds. I head home, wife asks: So what did you do today?

    I tell her and she replies, " So you got a mission, completed it, got some credits and a level up. Headed to the shops and scored some ammo. Then raised your pistol skill."

    I was in stitches and asked how come I leveled up. She said," well you had enough skill points to raise your pistol skill".

    WIN.
    ...but their exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
  • #2
    ixta70
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 600

    LMAO!

    Damn, seems like you picked a good wife for you.

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    • #3
      Cali-Shooter
      Calguns Addict
      • Oct 2009
      • 9192

      Originally posted by meaty-btz
      Probably not a lot of MMO players here but I am a long time gamer and today cracked up my wife.

      So today I get a call from a buyer on a craigslist add.

      He tells me to meet him at a bar to make the deal, "just ask the bar-tender he will know who I am".

      I go to bar, walk up to the bar-tender ask for my buyer. Like a scene from a movie he calls out the regulars name. Regular leans into view. We make the deal. Take my cash, head to wally world. Pick up 100 .38 (yes they had the white box bulk pack in stock thank god dirrrty ammo). Head to range and burn off 100 rounds. I head home, wife asks: So what did you do today?

      I tell her and she replies, " So you got a mission, completed it, got some credits and a level up. Headed to the shops and scored some ammo. Then raised your pistol skill."

      I was in stitches and asked how come I leveled up. She said," well you had enough skill points to raise your pistol skill".

      WIN.
      Lol, that is a wonderfully nerdy gamer wife! Congrats
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      • #4
        NSR500
        Banned
        • Aug 2006
        • 19530

        LOL!

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        • #5
          squee116
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 984

          A beautiful thing.

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          • #6
            Nose Nuggets
            Calguns Addict
            • Apr 2008
            • 6801

            hahaha!


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            • #7
              Uriah02
              Veteran Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 3149

              Proudly been clean from WoW for over 3 years now. Congrats on the great catch, reminds me of a friend who met his wife at a Counter Strike LAN party.
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