Ok is this guy fullof crap

[Timberwolf]

reckon I should sell off some stuff cause I ain't got me no special permit

[Max-the-Silent]

me and a couple of guys from work were taking lunch and somehow we got onthe subject of my impending vacation to go deer hunting and they asked what rigle bla bla bla. I told them. One of the guys ( and I known the guy for abotu 2 years now) tells me that he has over 30 guns so he had to register himself as a armory? I never heard of that but he was so adamant about it I wasnt abotu to argue. besides it was my last day of work since today is my start of the vacation. Anyway is the guy full of poop or is it true? Now mind you this is the same guy who was gonna buy two of my rifles but ended up not doing it because he bought a 50 cal and he keeps telling me how many guns he had but I have yet to see one. He also lives at home and he is AHEM cough coough 46ish. Sort of funny cause this guy has been everywhere. He was in the air force, he was a POW hes got houses in three states etc. This is one thing I woudl love to ask him about in front of the rest of the crew jsut to shut him up a little. But Im not sure if its true. He was so adamant abotu it I thought well maybe it is true and he is just one of thos eguys who doesnt want anyone to touch or see his guns.. I dont know people can be weird like that.

That's Nothing!

I met a guy at breakfast one morning. Myself and three of my friends had the pleasure of meeting a retired "Rear Admiral" out of "The Seals."

He informed us that he had recently been at Treasure Island, and had observed the "MP's" beat and arrest S.F. Mayor Willie Brown for trespass. He was out at the island "observing" a secret SEAL exercise when Mayor Brown attempted to enter the secured area, and the "MP's" pointed their "AK-47's" at the Mayor. When Willie refused to leave the area he was "butt-stroked" and arrested...

That led to his description of the time when he was in Coronado, and the Secret Service ordered him and two of his SEALs to exit the area inside the Hotel Del Coronado because Bill Clinton was coming through. He pulled his ".44 Magnum" and told the SS to shove off - "HE was a SEAL and nobody can legally order them to exit any area in the Continental United States, that they have special security clearances that allow them to ignore any order given them by any U.S. authority, other than their own superior officers."

Bill Clinton came to the rescue and ordered the SS to stand down. Then Clinton brought him into the kitchen area of the hotel where they all sat down and ate breakfast. He (Rear Admiral blowin' smoke) and Clinton are good friends now...

The Admiral then went on to inform us that he built all the custom cars for ZZ Top....

So my buddy, ever the joker, asked the guy what Team he was on - the Admiral replied that he was on a secret team that " even known the joint chiefs of staff don't know about" - I'm pretty sure that was the truth, because you can't know about what doesn't exist.

Just so you get the idea, this guy looked like he lives in the bushes behind Denny's, was at least 50 Lbs. overweight, and because I was more than a little interested in a guy that was wandering around loose spewing BS like this, I found out he works at a bodyshop in S.S.F and lives on a **** boat at Oyster Point Marina. Impersonating an officer is a federal crime. If he slips up good enough, he'll be getting a visit. He's on the radar.

My guy is more full of it than your guy, but they're both full of the same thing.

[Fobjoe]

Tell him you have a Glock 40 and ask if he's ever shot one

[HowardW56]

I CALL BULL****!!!! X3

[Two Shots]

April 30, 1975 - At 8:35 a.m., the last Americans, ten Marines from the embassy, depart Saigon, concluding the United States presence in Vietnam.
33 years ago, If he's 46 then he was 13ish yrs old? Perhaps Desert storm? 17 years ago = 30ish.
Tell him you'd love to see his guns and setup a shooting day with him.

[Timberwolf]

Yeah ya have to watch those "spec ops" types - I once had a guy at the range who claimed he had been some type of secrete squirrel sniper describing experiences similar Jason Bourne or episodes from the TV show The Unit.

His sniper weapon of course was a Howa varmit rifle with a Barska "sniper scope" cause thats what he always used.

When he turned his target in I noticed that his skills had produced quite a "pattern" and noticing that I was looking at it he went on to tell me that he had never learned to shoot "paper" . . . that when he was training they shot cadavers to get them use to seeing humans in their scope.

[apbrian112]

i had to register my armory just last month... not only that, but they made me register my unicorn as an assault weapon because his horn was under 26" in length. i tried to plead that my unicorn was very passive but to no avail. they said it takes 2 weeks for them to review and then another 2 weeks to issue the registration. should be here any day now...

[Two Shots]

i had to register my armory just last month... not only that, but they made me register my unicorn as an assault weapon because his horn was under 26" in length. i tried to plead that my unicorn was very passive but to no avail. they said it takes 2 weeks for them to review and then another 2 weeks to issue the registration. should be here any day now...

How much did they soak you? I had to pay $125.00 for the permit. BTW:You ever try getting insurance on a Ark? I thought it was covered by Flood insurance, It wasn't and it was Very costly.

[kurac]

I feel sorry for him, some people have absolutely nothing going on in their lives of any importance so they have to make it all up.

[apbrian112]

How much did they soak you? I had to pay $125.00 for the permit. BTW:You ever try getting insurance on a Ark? I thought it was covered by Flood insurance, It wasn't and it was Very costly.

can't believe they wouldn't cover you... that's the insurance biz for yah...

no seriously though. usually when stuff like that happens (somebody bs'ing to look cool) i just call them out...
or...
start bs'ing back at them... "oh, you just registered your armory? how much did it cost, cus they charged me for every gun i had and it came out to a lot cus i have 575 pistols alone."

[Beelzy]

In the words of the infamous Whitney Houston: "Crack is Whack!"

This guy sounds like everybody's loser brother-in-law.

[emc002]

i had to register my armory just last month... not only that, but they made me register my unicorn as an assault weapon because his horn was under 26" in length. i tried to plead that my unicorn was very passive but to no avail. they said it takes 2 weeks for them to review and then another 2 weeks to issue the registration. should be here any day now...

Yup, that's going in my sig line!

[lonewolf]

Jeez he's pretty young maybe he was in the "INFANTRY". Sorry had to do that. I call a heck of alot more than BS. I think I can smell him from here!

[Saigon1965]

Can't a guy dream -

[CHS]

i had to register my armory just last month... not only that, but they made me register my unicorn as an assault weapon because his horn was under 26" in length. i tried to plead that my unicorn was very passive but to no avail. they said it takes 2 weeks for them to review and then another 2 weeks to issue the registration. should be here any day now...

I still have my unicorn in disassembled state as a "unicorn rebuild kit". I put it together for use outside the state.

I'm just waiting for the laws to change so I can put him back together. Mine has a 22" collapsible horn, definitely not legal in CA.