What is your address?

[smith and wesson]

And when are you usually home?

[Fishslayer]

When in doubt I address another as "Sir" or "Ma'am."

[IntoForever]

I work from home and since my house is behind gates and bushes I always carry when home.

[hks95134]

We actually had a guy in our neighborhood who would walk his dog and while doing so ask the neighbors this question.

Then suddenly one of the neighbors was burglarized while they were not home.

I told the buzzard that I work from home, and I am usually always home, and I watch the neighborhood.

After the burglary, the dirt bag finally moved.

[Shasta Frog]

Lol, and remember the key is under the mat :-)

[[]D [] []V[] []D]

I never lock my doors

[pterrell]

My neighborhood is surrounded by chain link and razor wire fences and there are guards at the gates 24/7

[Barang]

123 Abc St.
Stupid city, CA 98765

Contact number: (987) 654-3210

Pink house next to a barn house. I'm not home, on vacation for 1 month.

[haole_50]

IF you get passed the moat; then you MIGHT have a chance.

[ksaeger31]

Does the moat have gators???

[CGT80]

My address is a number printed on my curb that is unique for this street. If you combine that number with the street name and my zip code, it makes it very easy to find my home if you want to visit or drop off a package. The address for the people down the street must not work the same as we always end up with their mail

[Oceanbob]

I am your huckleberry.

[4DMASTR]

Underground bunker, I never leave

[SDM44]

I was going to facepalm when I saw another thread like this.... but the first reply was classic

When in doubt I address another as "Sir" or "Ma'am."

[Ricky-Ray]

1313 Mockingbird Ln.