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  • #16
    Worknstiff
    Member
    • Dec 2013
    • 334

    ^^^ what he said
    Now go home and get yer shine box....

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    • #17
      Condorguns
      Still lost in the desert
      CGN Contributor - Lifetime
      • Dec 2007
      • 3302

      Glad you finally took the plunge and pulled the trigger. I think you will find your future research and decisions will be more focused now. Welcome to the shooting family.
      You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
      Incoming fire has the right of way.

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      • #18
        xrMike
        Calguns Addict
        • Feb 2006
        • 7841

        Too many wordz!

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        • #19
          Walking Fire
          Senior Member
          • Oct 2005
          • 1969

          Pictures or it didn't happen,
          Now go and buy yourself an all black outfit, including shoes, and grease your hair back, Dark shades.. Next time you show up at the range you will be the "Expert"
          NRA Life Member.

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          • #20
            kcjr1125
            Veteran Member
            • Apr 2012
            • 3883

            Originally posted by BadMatt
            This is like a Penthouse forum letter with sex replaced by guns.
            My exact thoughts!

            Good write up OP and weirdly want to read more.
            Originally posted by OHOD
            I guess I could rub my muff against his exwifes muff. Is that what they call muff diving?
            Originally posted by ivanimal
            I love you! (some Homo)
            I am a Gay muslim sometimes.
            we never had the problems in CA till the whiteys took over. We used to hunt, fish, roam, then they showed up and wanted to be civilized.............Ruined it for everyone!

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            • #21
              Barang
              CGN Contributor
              • Aug 2013
              • 12352

              First step was taken! Now, moving on to the second.... Get the 1911! Glad you had a pleasant day at the range.

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              • #22
                lakersandguns
                Banned
                • Oct 2011
                • 5814

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                • #23
                  zhyla
                  Banned
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 2017

                  You... shot... a... gun?

                  Go on.

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                  • #24
                    Condorguns
                    Still lost in the desert
                    CGN Contributor - Lifetime
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 3302

                    Originally posted by lakersandguns
                    The Calguns condensed version for the reading shy members.

                    New shooter went to the range to observe.
                    Nice gun owners took him under their wings and let him shoot their guns.
                    Was able to hit the target without shooting himself, others or range equipment.
                    Was surprised by the power of the .45.
                    Liked shooting will continue.

                    Better?
                    You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me.
                    Incoming fire has the right of way.

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                    • #25
                      -hanko
                      CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                      CGN Contributor
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 14174

                      Originally posted by FreedomWriter
                      As some of you already know, I'm going through a pre-purchase research project before making a final decision on my home defense firearm of choice. In the current phase four (4)...
                      I was captivated by the story until the "pre-purchase research" stuff.

                      Brevity.

                      + for getting the paragraph thing right.

                      Otherwise, very verbose, almost cool story.
                      True wealth is time. Time to enjoy life.

                      Life's journey is not to arrive safely in a well preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy schit...what a ride"!!

                      Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain

                      A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog. Charles Doran

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                      • #26
                        lakersandguns
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2011
                        • 5814

                        Originally posted by Condorguns
                        The Calguns condensed version for the reading shy members.

                        New shooter went to the range to observe.
                        Nice gun owners took him under their wings and let him shoot their guns.
                        Was able to hit the target without shooting himself, others or range equipment.
                        Was surprised by the power of the .45.
                        Liked shooting will continue.

                        Better?
                        cool

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                        • #27
                          Tank 57
                          Veteran Member
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 4118

                          Kudos to the gentlemen who helped you.That's how we will win.

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                          • #28
                            johnthomas
                            Calguns Addict
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 7001

                            And you didn't have to pay for ammo? Win all around. OP, at first I wondered why someone would spend that much time researching as you did.
                            I can see now, you won't be like some of the guys here that buy a gun on the spur of the moment and sell it two weeks later. Good read. I enjoy someone that can write.
                            I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

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                            • #29
                              Tarn_Helm
                              Senior Member
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 2126

                              Reader's Digest Version Here.

                              Originally posted by Henry Shooter
                              Is there a Readers Digest version ?
                              A noob shot a gun for the first time ever, and when this .45 ACP went off in his hands he had a gun-induced orgasm ("gungasm"?).

                              The end.

                              "The Religion of Peace": Islam: What the West Needs to Know.

                              America is Not a Democracy

                              ". . . all [historical] experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms
                              [of governmental abuses and usurpations] to which they are accustomed."
                              Decl. of Indep., July 4, 1776

                              NRA Benefactor/Life Member; Lifer: CRPA, GOA, SAF & JPFO

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                              • #30
                                SWalt
                                Calguns Addict
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 8679

                                Originally posted by Condorguns
                                The Calguns condensed version for the reading shy members.

                                New shooter went to the range to observe.
                                Nice gun owners took him under their wings and let him shoot their guns.
                                Was able to hit the target without shooting himself, others or range equipment.
                                Was surprised by the power of the .45.
                                Liked shooting will continue.

                                Better?
                                Thanks!

                                OP....can you add some pictures, diagrams, and some cartoon like characters for the easily entertained?




                                (good read OP )
                                ^^^The above is just an opinion.

                                NRA Patron Member
                                CRPA 5 yr Member

                                "...which from their verbosity, their endless tautologies, their involutions of case within case, and parenthesis within parenthesis, and their multiplied efforts at certainty by saids and aforesaids, by ors and by ands, to make them more plain, do really render them more perplexed and incomprehensible, not only to common readers, but to lawyers themselves. " - Thomas Jefferson

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