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  • Armando de la Guerra
    Banned
    • Aug 2013
    • 1018

    SWMBO: "Is that a new gun?...........

    .....I haven't seen that one before."

    ME: "Nooooo........I've had this for a loooong time......."
  • #2
    Fjold
    I need a LIFE!!
    • Oct 2005
    • 23053

    Just wait, sooner or later they just give up on even asking. The only thing that Wifezilla notices anymore is if I get a bigger safe.
    Frank

    One rifle, one planet, Holland's 375




    Life Member NRA, CRPA and SAF

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    • #3
      fal_762x51
      Veteran Member
      • Nov 2005
      • 2729

      As long as we have money for the bills, food and savings I can buy. I still however ask the "War Department" for funds to appropriate toward ordnance.
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      Antelope Valley grown, now State of Jefferson transplant.

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      • #4
        thenodnarb
        Veteran Member
        • May 2009
        • 2603

        You should get all indignant and be like "I can't believe you haven't seen this before! You never pay any attention to my interests!"

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        • #5
          drifter2be
          Senior Member
          • Jan 2011
          • 2177

          Originally posted by thenodnarb
          You should get all indignant and be like "I can't believe you haven't seen this before! You never pay any attention to my interests!"
          Yeah, then it backfires on the OP and then he's really screwed because she will be scrutinizing everything and familiarizing herself with everything he already has.

          Guess I'm one of the lucky ones, walked in today with a G30 and all she said was "let me look" and "when do I get to shoot it"

          I got me a keeper!
          Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. - H.L Mencken
          Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. - Han Solo

          "Moms Demand Action" sounds less like a gun control group and more like the title of a porn flick from the mid-90s.

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          • #6
            2meterB
            Senior Member
            • Aug 2013
            • 1728

            Around here it's more like "...But it was my turn to get a new gun"

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            • #7
              jyo
              Calguns Addict
              • Sep 2008
              • 5320

              My wife knows the drill---new ones show up from time to time---old ones go away---it's natures way...

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              • #8
                Squidward
                Senior Member
                • Dec 2006
                • 1779

                Originally posted by jyo
                My wife knows the drill---new ones show up from time to time---old ones go away---it's natures way...
                Are you talking guns or wives??

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                • #9
                  Grumpyoldretiredcop
                  Calguns Addict
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6437

                  My wife just laughs and asks, "Where are you gonna put that?". She knows that the safe is full. She's put up with my shenanigans for 30-odd years, though.
                  I'm retired. That's right, retired. I don't want to hear about the cop who stopped you today or how you didn't think you should get a ticket. That just makes me grumpy!

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                  • #10
                    sd_shooter
                    I need a LIFE!!
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 14275

                    Perhaps you forgot to say "But registration is starting on 1/1/14, I have to beat the deadline!"

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                    • #11
                      erik_26
                      Veteran Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 3907

                      My wife uses my boy to determine if it is new or if I have had it.

                      He is 10 and tells her which ones are which and how long I have had them. It is actually funny because he is very knowledgeable for his age. If only he would commit what he is taught in school like he does firearms.
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                      • #12
                        BumBum
                        Senior Member
                        CGN Contributor
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 1607

                        Originally posted by sd_shooter
                        Perhaps you forgot to say "But registration is starting on 1/1/14, I have to beat the deadline!"
                        Wife says I have used that excuse too many times.

                        Originally posted by erik_26
                        My wife uses my boy to determine if it is new or if I have had it.

                        He is 10 and tells her which ones are which and how long I have had them. It is actually funny because he is very knowledgeable for his age. If only he would commit what he is taught in school like he does firearms.
                        Whoa there. Does he enjoy shooting? Tell him he ain't going with you anymore if he doesn't hush up.
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                        • #13
                          tamalpias
                          Senior Member
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 1984

                          Originally posted by Squidward
                          Are you talking guns or wives??

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                          • #14
                            Nick Justice
                            Senior Member
                            • May 2010
                            • 1985

                            NEVER worked for me. She knows all. Somehow.
                            It doesn't matter how scary, ugly, uncomfortable, or inconvenient self defense can be. Like it or not, you will never, ever be relieved of your duty and responsibility to defend your life, your family, your country and your freedom.

                            How much ammo do I need? Enough to last me the rest of my life, and then lot more for later.

                            The government does not come knocking at your door. It comes knocking down your door.

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                            • #15
                              junior40er
                              Veteran Member
                              • Apr 2013
                              • 3315

                              my wife is pretty tight with spending money on things but she NEVER asks me about my gun purchases, she knows its important to me....us.
                              Visit my Channel "Steel On Target" on YouTube and subscribe. I post gun videos reg regularly.

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