Who needs a gun, anyway?

[Freq18Hz]

According to the liberal propaganda machine of NBC, you can just defend yourself with a glass jar, and a shoe!

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/nbc-news/53043577/#53043577

-Freq

[teg33]

Well I bet the next step will be ban on shoes, glass jar because they can be categorized as assault weapon.

[RM14]

Never bring a knife to a shoe fight. *obvious*

[97F1504RAD]

Not me I have spatulas and Ladles.

[GunsNGirls]

This reminds me of all those "Rape Prevention Tactics" emails I get from my University. It's sad that a gun doesn't even enter the conversation when it is the most obvious solution.

[blazeaglory]

This reminds me of all those "Rape Prevention Tactics" emails I get from my University. It's sad that a gun doesn't even enter the conversation when it is the most obvious solution.

Uhh thats what rape whistles and diarrhea is for...Dont you know that??

[NikePenguin]

I believe in the right tool for the right job.

[Well Oiled Machine]

Just get a whistle.

[The Good Doc]

Exactly why I keep a case of canning jars underneath my bed. I've been thinking of upgrading to milk bottles to really get the upper hand.

[Ubermcoupe]

I prefer to pee myself, you know, to keep the rapists away.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/18/colorado-dem-on-why-women-dont-need-guns-on-campus-you-might-feel-like-youre-gonna-be-raped-but-you-may-actually-not-be/#

[Beelzy]

Man, I really need to step up my Estrogen treatments so I can get the menstruation thing down. We all know what a Multilevel turn-off that is.....lol!

[the86d]

Assuming they you get to the kitchen, nobody?: