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  • sjb269
    Member
    • Nov 2011
    • 297

    I conducted an experiment today

    I waited till nobody was home and took one of my rifles and set it on the kitchen table.
    I then told it to "go and shoot somebody", I used those exact words. Funny thing, the rifle just sat there and didn't do a dammed thing. Since it's obviously a defective rifle, I unloaded it and locked it back up in the safe.
    Anybody else suspect they have a defective rifle? None of mine have hurt anybody. I don't think any of them have even pointed themselves in the direction of another person.
    Now why would Feinstien want to outlaw a defective rifle?
  • #2
    09rubicon
    Senior Member
    • Mar 2011
    • 2133

    You made a few mistakes in your test. First you waited till no one was home. The rifle needs to have a target to shoot. As you are its owner and rifles are the only things more loyal than dogs is was not about to shoot you. Second, the rifle was not agrivated, no one was making fun of it or calling it ugly or perverse names like "assault rifle". Finally, you put it on the spot, just like most, it needs to hunt in its natural enviroment free from outside pressures.

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    • #3
      Dano3467
      Calguns Addict
      • Mar 2013
      • 7381

      HA HA HA

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      • #4
        Fatgunman
        Senior Member
        • Oct 2012
        • 877

        LOL, gun control but-heads are ridiculous.
        BOOO anti-gun people, HOOORAAAYY GUNS!

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        • #5
          Crusader
          Veteran Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 2995

          Did you activate your shoulder thing that goes up? What about your incendiary - heat seeking rounds?

          If not, you're doing it wrong.

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          • #6
            NytWolf
            Veteran Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 3935

            Were yours violent too?

            I've only seen the ones that are too stubborn to move on their own.

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            • #7
              09rubicon
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 2133

              Maybe you should have given it imploding rounds! So you can stick your finger in the wounds and see the bodies!

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              • #8
                MrExel17
                CGN/CGSSA Contributor
                CGN Contributor
                • Feb 2011
                • 9170

                HAHA..Good one!
                "Professionals practice to get it right, Operators practise to get it wrong."

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                • #9
                  2Aon2wheels
                  Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 486

                  you clearly have a defective model. Please send it to me with fee of $300 and 1000 rds of ammo, and I will ensure rifle is not defective.
                  -2A2W

                  NRA Life member - Benefactor | SAF Life member | CRPA Life member

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                  • #10
                    hellraiser
                    Senior Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 2347

                    So you waited till you were all alone. Took out a rifle. Loaded it. Then you started talking to it. Then stareing at it in the kitchen, you waited for it to do something on its own.

                    No wonder the anti's want stiffer background checks!!! Lol!!!
                    Last edited by hellraiser; 03-20-2013, 9:44 PM.
                    I'm the best there is at what I do. But what I do best isn't very nice. --James "Logan" Howlett

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                    • #11
                      Reelemup
                      Senior Member
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 1392

                      Uri Geller could do it
                      Fish molester also pick shrooms

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                      • #12
                        762ch
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 1121

                        Did you have the correct assault clips? You have to use 100 round human hunting ones.

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                        • #13
                          unusedusername
                          Veteran Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 4124

                          The Coalition To Prevent Assault Weapon Violence depends on volunteer efforts to monitor assault weapons to detect and prevent spontaneous violence and improve public safety.

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                          • #14
                            readysetgo
                            CGSSA Coordinator
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 8692

                            Meh, buy a shotgun... Buy a shotgun. Two blasts in the air, done.
                            Stand up and be counted, or lay down and be mounted... -Mac

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                            • #15
                              winxp_man
                              Senior Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2038

                              Originally posted by 09rubicon
                              You made a few mistakes in your test. First you waited till no one was home. The rifle needs to have a target to shoot. As you are its owner and rifles are the only things more loyal than dogs is was not about to shoot you. Second, the rifle was not agrivated, no one was making fun of it or calling it ugly or perverse names like "assault rifle". Finally, you put it on the spot, just like most, it needs to hunt in its natural enviroment free from outside pressures.

                              YOU MEAN THE GUN FREE ZONES!!!!!!!

                              Also it sounds like the Op put it in the dungeon......... Safe is a liberal word To make society "SAFE" we will ban all firearms...........
                              Last edited by winxp_man; 03-21-2013, 12:49 AM.
                              Shoot to Kill not to Wound !


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