HELP!! I think my gun is broken!!!

[IrishPirate]

I'm convinced SOMETHING is wrong with my gun....I carried it around all day, AND I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE! I took it to Winco....NOTHING! And come on, Winco...on a saturday...why didn't I start killing people? After that, I went into a liquor store, AND I DIDN'T ROB THE PLACE!!! What's going on?? I actually walked out with LESS money than when i walked in! And to top it off, I drove past 3 Elementary Schools, and one High School and I didn't stop to shoot anyone!!!

I could have sworn that all I've heard lately is how guns CAUSE crime, and how owning them will make you into a homicidal/suicidal maniac, and that ONLY criminals carry guns....SO WHY NO BLOOD IN THE STREETS BEHIND ME?

FOR GOD'S SAKE, I WAS CARRYING WITH A HIGH CAPACITY MAGAZINE AND HOLLOW POINT BULLETS!!!!!

any ideas what could be wrong with my gun? It's black, .40s&w caliber, semi-automatic action, has a detachable magazine (which holds more than 10 rounds), and it's a GLOCK!!! Surely at least SOMEONE should have fallen victim to it, but the whole time I was out it just sat there....in it's holster....completely concealed....and I had absolutely no urges whatsoever to do anyone harm.

Should I send it in to get it fixed????

[shellslinger]

You mean to tell me you didn't shoot anyone!? And you're a law abiding citizen?! Jesus, something is out of the ordinary because the media tells me that anyone who carries a gun is a criminal. I don't know who to believe anymore LOL.

[DRUNKENMASTER]

cool story

[Sac-AR15]

Wait a minute... The gun didnt take over and start shooting everyone on it's own! Something is wrong.

[Sac-AR15]

Wait a minute... The gun didnt take over and start shooting everyone on it's own! Something is wrong.

[RonnieP]

Did you put your guns infront of the TV with a violent movie on while you blast it with angry gangster rap music as well?

[KMosley]

Maybe if you play some violent video game in your leisure time hahaha

[Oni562]

I love this post soo much cause its soo true

[Oni562]

I love this post soo much cause its soo true

[liberty08]

I'm convinced SOMETHING is wrong with my gun....I carried it around all day, AND I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE! I took it to Winco....NOTHING! And come on, Winco...on a saturday...why didn't I start killing people? After that, I went into a liquor store, AND I DIDN'T ROB THE PLACE!!! What's going on?? I actually walked out with LESS money than when i walked in! And to top it off, I drove past 3 Elementary Schools, and one High School and I didn't stop to shoot anyone!!!

I could have sworn that all I've heard lately is how guns CAUSE crime, and how owning them will make you into a homicidal/suicidal maniac, and that ONLY criminals carry guns....SO WHY NO BLOOD IN THE STREETS BEHIND ME?

FOR GOD'S SAKE, I WAS CARRYING WITH A HIGH CAPACITY MAGAZINE AND HOLLOW POINT BULLETS!!!!!

any ideas what could be wrong with my gun? It's black, .40s&w caliber, semi-automatic action, has a detachable magazine (which holds more than 10 rounds), and it's a GLOCK!!! Surely at least SOMEONE should have fallen victim to it, but the whole time I was out it just sat there....in it's holster....completely concealed....and I had absolutely no urges whatsoever to do anyone harm.

Should I send it in to get it fixed????

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I think you got lucky but tomorrow is another day. Just wait until you unload it and just when you think it's not loaded, an evil bullet is hiding inside the gun and it just goes off and kills someone!

[Exodus343]

The madness!!

[Remus]

It is suffering from a spat of depression due to your improper naming.

You are refer to ammo as hollowpoints - these should be called "cop killers".
Semi-automatic needs to be called automatic.
Magazine - Clip
About once a week you need to state it can bypass airport security with your glock.

[IrishPirate]

It is suffering from a spat of depression due to your improper naming.

You are refer to ammo as hollowpoints - these should be called "cop killers".
Semi-automatic needs to be called automatic.
Magazine - Clip
About once a week you need to state it can bypass airport security with your glock.

maybe I'll just tuck it in my pants without a holster, and only shoot it sideways. Do you think it could go full-auto if i yell "get some" while shooting, or would I need a bandanna and a XXXL shirt for that too?

[USACracer]

gotta love the flip-flop holster, haha
also, please don't forget to take those meds

[kel-tec-innovations]

Your preaching to the choir. Post those inspiring story on anti-gun websites to put some sense in those idiots